jessprusso

[jessprusso @jessprusso]

I had a daughter. She’s now 1. She’s the love of my life. Time is a dirty dirty thief.

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Baby boy enjoying his Dino bed... Dino book... and Dino stuffies.... did I mention he likes dinos? 🦖🦕

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My son called his arm a “baby leg” this morning and I mean... he’s not wrong.

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I wish I had the confidence to do this to my hair and look this fucking amazinngggggggg

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@secretemu666 Oh god

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So my fiancé is one of those people who relax in their jeans and not only am I OFFENDED but rethinking our life together. #jk #butwtf

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I’ve attempted to make lemon squares twice and a batch of peanut butter cookies. I have not enjoyed any of these three items because I forgot I can’t bake for SHIT

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Day “I’ve lost count” of quarantine... 375th time watching finding nemo. #motherhood

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I miss going to the mall the most.

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Archer had a popsicle tonight and when he was done eating it he cried and slapped me in the face. I feel you dude.

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Yes I made the cutest human ever. Yes I’m aware he has red hair. Yes he looks more like prince Archie then prince Archie does. No you cannot have him.

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Oh God. I just realized I'm stuck with me my whole life.

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Archer loves bananas so much and literally freaks out every time he sees one and honestly I’m super jealous. I wish I had that kind of love for fruit but I only have eyes for fries.

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My obsession with the @acefamiIy is very real and the announcement of their baby boy had already made my year. @AustinMcbroom @CatherinePaiz

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I was looking back at some of my old tweets. I was hilarious. I wonder if I still am. I doubt it. That probably went away with motherhood alongside sleep and having fun.

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My son is obsessed with Paw Patrol and honestly so am I

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@acefamiIy 💕💕💕

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Time flies when ur growing humans 😩👶🏻 #6weeks #hurryup

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Growing a human is a lot of work. #proudmama #pregnantlife