jess

SMCM fh '19

[jess @jesspzhang]

me setting an alarm thinking I’m waking up before work to workout

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

The 2020-21 season is here.
Dates & Deets ⬇️

#ALLCAPS

[jess @jesspzhang]

my coworker asked me what school I went to for the 15th time and told me he can’t remember because it’s so irrelevant and I felt that

[jess @jesspzhang]

@dogsoverdudes__ that’s it ya fired

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@dogsoverdudes__ ur pic is cute can I have ur number ;)

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@dogsoverdudes__ @Fresh_09 LMAO ME IN YOUR CAR

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@em_vall this is the best thing I’ve seen all day

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Living at home after college is spending 300 dollars at the mall and waiting for your parents to go to sleep to bring your clothes in

[jess @jesspzhang]

the only upside of graduating college is not feeling panicked when you come across those “retweet or you’ll get a 1.0 GPA” tweets

[jess @jesspzhang]

@human_espresso Don’t do it!! BIG LOVE FOR YOU HONEY 💓❤️

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@OliviaRae_C It should be popular opinion

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no one is as bold on the road as a soccer mom driving a minivan

[CCW license - 46 states @skinny_que]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

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@haleymdavidd 🔥🔥🔥

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@kelbey_e I LITERALLY JUST THOUGHT THIS