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hope it reaches the right person

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introducing your boyfriend to your brockhampton phase is fun

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like a rieger from north dakota in a town i had family in?? am i related to a murderer??

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listening to the new stm express and it feels different having to ask my dad if we’re related to the suspect or not @MurderSmall being a rieger is fun

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summer ?

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fan tweet but @teganandsara i need to know if “our trees” is literally about trees or if it’s a metaphor for something

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yes yes obi wan but also edward bloom

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whoever was following this thread: he is now my boyfriend :-)

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when will it be my turn for a random rich person to pay off my car

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@hyliantrxsh don’t tempt me

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roe v wade being overturned might be my last straw for this country. everyone’s all like “if you don’t like it then leave” and yeah i might just have to at this point

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the last episode of season 4 of new girl will always make me cry. every part of it and then they play RIVERS AND ROADS??? did me dirty

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also my favorite thing about the met gala is that we blame the celebrity for what they wear as though they aren’t being paid to wear it

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can’t believe after all this time, i still wake up every morning

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ben shapiro is the kinda guy i’d cover my drink for

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HOW DOES ONE DEAL WITH MISSING THEIR EX BEST FRIEND??? I HATE IT AND WANT HER BACK IN MY LIFE

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being in love is gross. like i can’t even watch a new show without thinking about how i want to watch it with him?? disgusting

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do you ever drink near your period and you have to go pee and then all of a sudden

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i mean a+ for creativity