jess

[Trill @t2trilll]

Delete the ‘lol’ from the end of your sentences & just say what you need to say

[jess @jessrtate]

@oasis If you ditch dynamic pricing will you partially refund those that paid £350 for £150 tickets?

[Leevs x 🌙🪐 @HelloItsLevi]

There’s no way you’re getting me to the barbie premiere tonight!

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 849

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Department for Science, Innovation and Technology @SciTechgovuk]

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[grovy @grovymango]

this is me btw. this is who ur being mean to when ur being mean to me.

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

“what if YOU were aborted?” bro does it look like I wanna be here rn

[angie @teaxtarot]

My toxic trait is I genuinely think I could walk up to a lion and they would sense my wonderful vibes and not attack me

[Daniel Zennon @dzennon]

THEY MADE HIM A WINDOW!!!!!

[Ash @theashrb]

For Martin Lewis to say this? We’re well and truly fucked.

[Habkat @Habibakatsha]

April Fools Day

[Fred Schultz @FredSchultz35]

He’s going places. 😂😎🕺🔥

[Mind @MindCharity]

🧵 There's no question that the news is difficult to read and absorb right now. But we've got some things that might help you feel a bit less stressed. Settle in for a thread. (1/12)

[jess @jessrtate]

imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they bought the greggs bucket hat

[Primark @Primark]

#8: Staying on trend can be hungry work, so we’ve made it easy with a reversible #PrimarkandGreggs bucket hat. @GreggsOfficial

[jess @jessrtate]

ok but kim is giving girl hand meme

[Eoghan🧍‍♀️ @gaykerboy]

I’m getting princess Di vibes

[superb, short for superbitch @paytxhn]

just learned about the existence of this twiggy interview with woody allen and it is *chefs kiss* perfection