jess ✨

nah mate, that’s a completely different box of frogs

[Sash @sashedelic]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane WILL NOT PLAY today against Norway

👉 This is because the match is tomorrow

[@FabrizioRomano]

[Kensetsu @Kensetsu6]

I heard a gun shot. I texted my neighbor.

[chase blaise @CHASEBLAlSE]

lmfaoooooo ayo. starbucks just had my driver deliver me a big ass empty bag. i thought it was a prank fr

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

This is wonderful, Farage supporters thinking it's a gotcha moment because they've discovered Count Binface isn't really an intergalactic space warrior from the planet Recyclon with a bin for a face...

Are they starting to get worried Farage could actually lose to a bin? 😂😂

[Jon Jones @JonJonesSnr]

Count Binface wants water bosses to swim in rivers to prove they’re clean.

He could win a by-election on that policy alone.

[Rachel Anne @21luckyforsome]

Noah’s school excelled themselves this week - 40 minute detention for taking 2 FREE bottles of water during sports day in 34 degree heat 😂😂😂

[Falafel Enjoyer 🧆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Kaijuwonk]

My dad is one of those Welsh people like Tom Jones who turns nut brown in the sun, he's been called the P word before. But nah, that just came out of nowhere

[dani @lesbinof]

Turned my small ingrown hair into a giant open wound

[special k🍓 @KettyBitch]

Are you having a laugh? If I paid for that seat and you expect me to stand you can fuck off

[☆Mazio | @Maziodyne_]

The mirror of a mf who still aint ship your hoodie

[Mal @UtdMaI]

Funny how everyone rushed to post Neymar and Ronaldo in tears, yet Salah didn’t get a single tribute. The disrespect towards one of football’s greatest icons is genuinely unbelievable.

[nathan @_nathanf38]

can’t explain how much better this is than AI slop

[! @iNumberV]

13 players got sent off and all of them only received a one game ban, except Quansah who got two just in case England faces Messi in the semis 👍🏽

[𝄢 @6nrRo]

norway deploying haaland to destroy england

[⋆ rachel ⋆ @racheIaIi]

england just won a match of their life and then kane is standing there sounding like kermit trying to talk becoming a generational meme in real time im in tears

[jlj 🇨🇦🇮🇪🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @jl_mccabe]

Corrupt piece of shit. A perfect ally for the orange turd.

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Turns out it was the Mexicans that couldn’t handle the altijude

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

If rich people hate him… you know his good 🤣

[iPaul @iPaulCanada]

哈兰德逛着逛着就进球了