Jess

Save the planet, kill your ego

[Jess @jesss_e]

@taymoneyduh The show is sold out but I’m really just trying to roll up 😅
Drinks later?

[Mia Kidwell @mia_kidwell]

doordash driver asked us about our @wreckno sign on the front door, asked us to explain each one. then went on to tell us his granddaughter just came out as pansexual to him, and that he’s just trying to learn 🥺

[Cher @cher]

Sorry I’ve Been MIA.
Been having Personal Problems

[GORDON @VisualNostalgia]

There is a torii gate made of speakers in Kamiyama, Tokushima. You can connect your phone to it and play anything.

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

I don’t understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don’t bother no one.

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

[Jess @jesss_e]

And for my return to Twitter 2022, here’s my tit

[amanda @4manda_pandaa]

@jesss_e

[Wreckno 🦋 @wreckno]

MANNY SANTOS SNAPPT 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Jess @jesss_e]

I’m fighting anyone who ever said Svdden Death wasn’t attractive

[GRiZ 🌈 @Griz]

making like...hippie dubstep? I dunno y’all it’s a vibe tho

[Stay at home plant mom 🛸. @BotanistBee]

Send your boo money for lunch and a new plant today 🌵.

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

red hot silly peppers

[🛒♡ ʝȶ ♥︎🛒 @92in1]

okay controversial opinion but Squnto actually makes a lot of sense when you don’t think about what he says & can’t read