Jess

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[Jess @jesss_will]

hey, @disneyplus @netflix @hulu, you guys should allow 30 days free streaming for the people who are stuck at home and maybe can’t afford to stream your services right now 😊

[Jess @jesss_will]

@GlassAnimals i got the lil butterflies seeing this tweet, but hopes soon crumbled once i saw it’s sold out 😪 please come again soon

[Jess @jesss_will]

why be in a relationship when all you do is make the other person sad and insecure? i don’t get it

[Jess @jesss_will]

what ever happened to jack black?

[Jess @jesss_will]

i hate restaurants owned by millennials. i’d like to know the price of this “gourmet” pb& j please

[Jess @jesss_will]

@ladygaga can have my soul

[Jess @jesss_will]

i think my only talent is that i can recite kiss me thru the phone perfectly. just give me the beat

[Jess @jesss_will]

college feels like that guy who doesn’t go on a green light even when you lay on your horn

[Jess @jesss_will]

@TheObsiidian well, you see, when two people love each other

[Jess @jesss_will]

we need a #vapeban because one time i accidentally used vape juice as lube

[Jess @jesss_will]

@SSB_OAKS 🤷‍♀️

[Jess @jesss_will]

i watched a video on how @tylerthecreator makes his waffles and honestly, i’ve never made them in a toaster since

[Jess @jesss_will]

if john titor says you have to, you must.

[Jess @jesss_will]

all my dog sees when he looks at me is ugly

[Jess @jesss_will]

@SSB_OAKS sadly you take L’s hourly.

[Jess @jesss_will]

@SSB_OAKS there’s more than one gay boy in the world, sam.

[Jess @jesss_will]

im gay

[Jess @jesss_will]

sometimes i’m a beyonce but most times im a steve buscemi. there’s no in between.

[Jess @jesss_will]

@SSB_OAKS talk only about marriage, having kids, and your troubling past. girls lovvvee when guys do this.