Jess Devine

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

If you are in your 20s and can not grasp the simple concept of communication and saying what's on your mind, I'm sorry but what the fuck

[maggie ruth @swaggiemaggieee]

cold case files: and he left his bloody fingerprint on the door knob

me laying in bed eating chips and salsa: what a fuckin idiot

[Wayne Bowden @weezyfb30]

Avril Lavigne fan till i mfckn die idc

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

You don’t want to drive behind the tracker trailer, so then you move into the left lane, but then don’t drive fast enough to get in front of it, so instead you just back up traffic for 15 miles. Riiiiiight

[chaci @OhlhauserAdam]

What part of “I don’t want to spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

seriously tho don't let anybody tell u ur ugly. u are sick as fuck just the way u are. and that's fucking awesome

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

Low key still use my college email address to get student discounts

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

Constantly arguing with myself “i don’t need it but i want it”

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

The person in front of me at the Starbucks drivethru paid for my drink & than I paid for the person behind me, woohoo not everyone is a total schmuck

[Angel @TheJimenez14]

from earlier today 🎞
@PostMalone

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

@s https://t.co/PAKlvCRGjm

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

There’s not many things I like more than re-runs of Friends and cereal after 8pm

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

I literally give myself a heart attack when I walk into Home Goods

[Jess Devine @jesssdev]

The Weeknd is doing a collection with H&M so I basically know what I want to be burried in

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

When you're brushing your teeth and your toothbrush runs off the rails and up into your gums and rips half of your face apart.