Jessica

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

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@jessshortlidge we're excited to have you! don't forget there's all you can eat pancakes!

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

Sixth day without class. I have no purpose anymore... #Blizzard2015

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Getting a seminar from a fire chief with a swaggin' denim collar on his uniform. Definitely back in Western MA.

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

Going to IHOP for the first time ever. I am too excited.

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Every time I walk into American Eagle I get an uncontrollable urge to fold denim.

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

Driving in massachusetts: "how many lanes can we make this?" "What's a blinker?" "LET'S SHOOT GAPS" "i like rotaries"

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

Day four of winter break: My coworkers only like me because I sing loudly and embarrassingly while doing the dishes. I entertain them.

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Things to love about Boston: if you use old, shitty dollar bills, bus drivers get annoyed and send you through for free. Work that system.

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It doesn't even matter that this is awful because in a month i'll be a latte art master. I hope.

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Winter break day 1: the natives here don't understand the meaning of "shower shoes". Their way of life is foreign but seems comfortable.

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Winter break day 1: Home alone. Time to eat everything and then just lay on the floor because i can and i have nothing else to do.

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

"My dog has a tempurpedic mattress". Hi can I be your dog please?

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

College, aka, equating your paycheck to how many textbooks it'll buy you

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

@danamezolivia "Hello dear - no no nonono NO NO NO"

[Jessica @jessshortlidge]

I always thought Twitter was a joke. Then I realized my life is a joke. Now I understand Twitter. #givingin