jess

former skipbo world champion

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

I’m coming out as pro mall I love shopping in physical stores and trying things on and feeling the material and walking around with multiple bags from different stores and getting a little snack at the food court

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

this is why despite it all i can’t leave this place bc this is truly the world’s public square

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.

[Covie @covie_93]

Remember when Joe Biden was president and you didn't wake up every morning wondering what critical service a billionaire destroyed in an overnight ketamine bender???.

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

i personally love pasteurization and vaccines. i love modern medicine. i love the world that allowed my mom to have children that all lived to adulthood. i love how we eradicated polio and measles and fucking hpv

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

They’re eating the checks
They’re eating the balances

[bwaap @enocbwaap]

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

final weekend of TikTok AND democracy????? this is bullshit

[Jojo 👻 @JOJOsaysbreee]

kamala lost wisconsin by 32k votes.
third party/other had 49k votes.

stop playing with people’s fucking lives.
YOU cost us this election.

[jxke @jakemorell]

“close the borders, we’re tired of felons walking into this country”

motherfucker you just elected one as the goddamn president of the united states of america

[victoria 🫶🏻 @litttlesnappy]

if there’s one thing today is making me realize, it’s that i am so confident in my beliefs. i LOVE the empathy i have for others. i love that i care more about basic human rights than the cost of groceries. i love that i voted to move forward instead of voting to stay divided.

[Raya ♡ @lorayaxo]

voting against human rights is a character flaw

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[‎lina @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[maybe: clare @clur19]

pulling up ready to lib out so hard for the next 72 hours

[Belinduh Pyne @belinduhpyne]

WE’RE SERVING THE DOGS, WE’RE SERVING THE CATS

[2Karious Donell Johnson @shayxonline]

i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

pascal lasting longer than mark was not on my bingo card
#thegoldenbachelorette

[bach memes @thebachelwhore]

every single one of these men is already better than devin and I know nothing about them #TheGoldenBachelorette