jess

can’t teach this sauce in a cook book

[jess @jesssicapierce]

why are my hangovers never like the movie

[jess @jesssicapierce]

why the FUCK is animal testing still a thing

[jess @jesssicapierce]

sick of waking up every morning and bawling my eyes out due to some stupid shit a human did to an innocent animal I can’t take it anymore what the fuck is wrong with some people!!!!

[jess @jesssicapierce]

Like shit if they would’ve put the Ferris wheel on the river… SO much opportunity for income and way prettier … who wants to look at a highway?

[jess @jesssicapierce]

S/o to the HORRIBLE city planners of @KansasCity - you guys do not think before you plan do you? Where’s our parking spaces? Or are you literally just trying to waste our tax money on pointless things before the World Cup?

[jess @jesssicapierce]

@KCTV5 give us something……just not this

[jess @jesssicapierce]

Myself included but like wtf is wrong w us

[jess @jesssicapierce]

everyone in kc is so wack fr

[ScottB @SCTYB1]

@libsoftiktok 🤔

[jess @jesssicapierce]

when is somebody’s son going to buy me a farm I can’t wait any longer

[Joseph DiBartolo @DiBartoloJoseph]

@LeadingReport The real reason 👇👇👇

[jess @jesssicapierce]

Mad I’ll never know what it feels like to be a divorced dad

[jess @jesssicapierce]

wow!

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Taylor Swift looks uncomfortable as fans appear to boo her when she is shown on the big screen at Super Bowl LIX in New Orleans.

"What is going on."

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

President @realDonaldTrump will save the squirrels 🐿️ 😢

RIP P’Nut

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doesn’t it seem odd that the same people who demanded that everyone have vaccine ID are now insisting that voter ID should NOT be required?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Kamala Harris’ town hall event last night was a complete disaster.

Here are her 7 worst moments of the night:

7. Kamala is asked what her biggest weakness is, responds by saying she values having a smart team of people with different perspectives.

6. Cooper asks a similar question and Kamala responds by saying she “probably worked very hard at making sure that I am well versed on issues.”

5. Kamala doesn’t know what to say after Cooper asks her why she hasn’t already done any of her ideas as VP.

4. Kamala admits inflation is too high under her leadership.

3. Kamala calls herself a “nerd” and says she can’t answer questions sometimes because she needs to look up the answer.

2. Kamala crumbles after Cooper asked her why she did nothing to secure the border for 3 years.

1. Kamala tried making fun of Trump’s border wall before Cooper fact checked her on her own border wall policy.

[jess @jesssicapierce]

@taylorswift13 I hate ur outfit