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bitch I am the move

[mika @mikasagrada]

ter um dia bom sendo adulta é literalmente:
• recebi
• comi algo delicioso
• ninguém me incomodou
• voltei pra casa
• dormi

[DB Tips - Chad Wilson @dbtips101]

This…. This right here has to be the video that got him caught.

[j @jesssieee777]

Who will buy me my ps5 LMFAO

[j @jesssieee777]

Never forget when I made my dad buy me my ps4 so I could play GTA V

[🧊BARLOGICAL🧊 @barlogical]

2023 I had a housemate who banged Can't tell me Nothing by Kanye West every morning 6 months later he pulled up with an Audi A3 and bought himself a crib

[۟ @nomorebaldfades]

even in ur own head ur worried bout what others think lmao

[Sofias @iamsofias_]

- Take 4 photos of the thermometer
- Draft the Slack message 7 times
- Attach a “doctor’s note” screenshot
- Join the wellness channel
- Watch 11 recovery TikToks
- Still reply to emails from bed

[j @jesssieee777]

Life really beating my ass rn ngl

[Sunny @sunnyskyxox]

In 10 years, i'll still be under 40

[j @jesssieee777]

This girl talkin about oh let me come visit you after like 2 days of small talk … I also am recovering from an accident so I’m not really outside like that and she goes “I’m okay with staying at your house” GIRL WHO INVITED U TO MY HOUSEEE?!

[River ⚢ edtwt @River_rexic]

All we said prior was "hi" "hey how are you" "I am good how are you" and then this happened 😭😭 what the hell

[♥️ @LoveeeJones]

This week I saw a fake Duke University student, fake NFL player, & a GRWM couple faking morning sex for content.. the internet is getting VERY weird.

[🦅 @Jumpman022]

Blud thinks we’re gonna be alive

[D2 @aresusurper]

Especially when you’re a good person. They love how it feels to be genuinely valued by you until receiving your energy requires responsibility and accountability.

[The Impatient Tourist @ImpatienTourist]

You guys seeing the cinnamon bun thing on tiktok? A company said an Uber driver stole 400 of their cinnamon buns during a delivery. Posted his info. Some weirdos even doxed the man's wife - all to find out ICE grabbed the man while he was doing the delivery, that's why :(

[Tayvo 4 Mayor @tayvo_g]

Public gym working out with a big ass chain and team gear LMFAO.

[Crystal Alejandro @Crystalejandro]

@seangarrette Beat his ass tew!!!

[HC93 @HC93_]

You couldn't start certain missions if you were too fat in san andreas LMFAO

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

hey God no more trials and tribulations for me please and thank you lmaooo

[CLB 🫦 @Vonbucksss1]

Sheree 10 years ago 😭

[🇵🇸 @JoeDaActivist]

When women tweet “athletes be in my DMs” this who be in there