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[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Current summary of right wing UK politics:

Conservatives - We've suddenly remembered lots of things we accidentally forgot to do during our 14 YEARS in government that we would definitely do straight away this time, promise

Reform - The Conservatives who messed the country up for 14 years were worried you wouldn't vote for them again so have made another party and are hoping you won't notice it's full of the people who messed up the country for 14 years

UKIP - We still think it's 1998

Restore - Led by a bore in need of a golf club. Been chucked out of Reform for being racist? We're the party for you!

[Martin Davies 🇬🇧 🇫🇷 🇪🇺 🇨🇦 @martindvz]

Brexit explained by someone who isn’t a liar and was there and who knows:

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage was paid to let Boris Johnson win.

Now the same donor is paying Nigel Farage to win, and Nigel Farage's cabinet is filled with people from Boris Johnson's cabinet.

It's the same old shit reheated and fed back to you.

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

🚨Tomorrow Tommy Robinson will march through the streets of London. He’s not the champion of the working class. He’s a grifter backed by millionaires and billionaires - incl Elon Musk. Let me refresh your memory 👇🏽 1/

[jaspal @jesssinghb]

@Rainmaker1973 I did this years ago, it’s a fun challenge, highly recommend it, definitely felt the voltage!!

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

At what point do we stop pretending our newspapers are ‘news’ and start calling them what they are…

Promotional pamphlets for the billionaires who own them and the agendas they’re selling.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

I seem to have upset the @SuellaBraverman fan club - so let me be clear.

This women sows hate, lies and division. She is wrong.

She does not represent the vast majority of Britons.

RT if you agree

P.s. multiculturalism is great.

[Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody) @colder_sarcasm]

Reform are entirely dependent on selling you the myth that Britain is broken. And that the people who ‘broke it’ can fix it if they wear a different colour tie.

[Dr Zubir Ahmed MP @zubirahmed]

Britain is “broken”, says a former Conservative Chancellor - before joining a party made up almost entirely of the people who broke it. 🤡

[Anas Sarwar @AnasSarwar]

Don’t use Glasgow’s children to spread Reform’s poison.

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

🚨 “Can I tell you how many times in the last 45 years the European Court of Human Rights has ruled against the UK when it comes to deporting people from this country - only 13 times - in 45 years”

Hugely important point made by @vicderbyshire 👏

[jaspal @jesssinghb]

@LemonLymancom Happy thanksgiving from a Brit to my American brothers and sisters, those who get this scene, really get it!! Ifykyk

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

I am not a Labour voter but what Trump says about Sadiq Khan is rubbish. He keeps pushing the line that London is broken and that Khan is to blame.

I live here. I do not just stick to the west of the city where I live, I move around and see it as a whole. London is alive, busy, and brilliant. It is nothing like the picture painted by Trump or the right.

Trump is not confused, he knows what he is doing. He plays up division because it suits him. The truth is that London’s strength comes from the mix of people who call it home. Different cultures, faiths, beliefs and backgrounds all live side by side. That is what makes the city powerful and wonderful, and why I think it is the best city in the world.

And whilst I do not vote for Sadiq in London, I believe he is a decent man, a man of principle, and that counts for far more than the sneering right who shout down any good he does for their own political gain.

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

The very people who promised you the earth over #Brexit are now promising you the earth over leaving the #ECHR.
And you still believe them?
More to the point their miracle Brexit helped to cause the boat crisis.

[jaspal @jesssinghb]

@AdamRichman Pappardelle in borough
Lahore restaurant commercial road, dishoom, hoppers, Trishna, any decent pie and mash, cafe east…to name a few

[jaspal @jesssinghb]

@SteezyyTommyy @TheJoeySwoll You should try some classes if they have them at a local gym, you’ll learn techniques and even though it’s group exercises everyone is really just getting on with the exercises and don’t have time to worry about what anyone else is doing, I’m sure it’ll help with social anxiety

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

“The world kept spinning, it just wasn’t around you.” 🔥🔥

[jaspal @jesssinghb]

@SolJakey 😂😂😂😂