jess

Sic ‘Em 🐻

[jess @jesssmccormick]

Life is too short to drive with people who don't appreciate your AUX game

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@BaylorStuAct @BaylorAthletics @DavidDobrik @SeatGeek @DavidDobrik Help! Broke college students trying to go to the Big 12 Championship and show OU who’s boss, and we all got ripped off because the system was down!!!

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@BaylorStuAct @BaylorAthletics Tried to get a ticket ALL day, but then I remembered...
SeatGeek is an amazing app that helps you buy tickets in the easiest way possible. So please, if you ever need to buy tickets to any event, use promo code “David” to get $20 off your first purchase
@DavidDobrik saves the day

[UNO @realUNOgame]

🗣You 🗣DO NOT🗣 need to pull a card until you have a color that matches the discard pile. 🗣

[boosky @sheabooskyy]

Snapchat: “opened 47 minutes ago”

Me: https://t.co/NSvLzwAKXi

[jess @jesssmccormick]

Just to update y’all, I had a comeback and we are now tied!

[jess @jesssmccormick]

I just want to take a moment and brag while I still can that my boyfriend is a huuuge basketball guy and my #MarchMadness bracket is currently better than his... probably won’t stay like that for long, but you know, it’s the little successes that count the most sometimes :)

[jess @jesssmccormick]

Well that didn’t last long...

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

Buffalo looking at your bracket like...

#MarchMadness

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Hold on to your brackets.

#MarchMadness

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@trevolution97 it’s a joke bc we learned about purgatory and stuff and it was on the test... shhh it’s okay

[jess @jesssmccormick]

Thank you to my Religion professor who gave us an exam the first day back from Spring Break... you definitely will get time in purgatory for this.

[jess @jesssmccormick]

“Can I get a bagel toasted with butter?”

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@trevolution97 aww love you too Trev ❤️

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@antijokeapple @helenakmayer omg i didn’t know there was a song written about me?!?!

[jess @jesssmccormick]

@trevolution97 i already despise you #healthyfriendship

[Adrian Zaragoza @AdrianZaragoz14]

Hey y’all just HMU on Canvas now I’m done with snap.

[jess @jesssmccormick]

"eww eating healthy doesn't taste good"