𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈

Jersey raised 🍅 no longer southern living 🥳
🎮 Gamer 🎮 🥄Spoonie💤 💙 Anthropologist 💀

♀️ 🏳️‍🌈 💙 🆘 🅵🅱🆁🌊

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers And yes I realize that I picked the worse possible time to randomly say “hi!”

I pre-forgive you for ignoring this xD 🙆🏻‍♀️🙃🤦🏻‍♀️😊😁

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

✔️Hot water heater out (fixed)
✔️Car battery dead (fixed)
✔️Car stuck in ice (fixed)

❓Car engine knocking and light on
❓Currently stranded
❓No vehicle
❓Almost out of kerosene

Bar owner gave me my choice of drink. 🥰

Here's hoping it lives up to it's name.

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

Life hacks : Breath of the Wild edition.

I blame @AndreSegers somehow.

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers My inner monologue while watching most tv shows
"oh man, those people are wayyyy too close" - "whelp, that's how you get covid" and then 🤦🏻‍♀️ "ohhh yea that was beforetimes, silly Jessica."

👋🏻 *goat gif*

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

Nbd

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[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

We got omicron'ed Tommy, we got omicron'ed. 😧

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers Whaaaaaaaat the fffffffuck is happening with that mug?!

🤨🧐😳

🙈🤷🏻‍♀️

[Kym Villamer de Leon @kymvdeleon]

As a Schitt’s Creek fan, this is a photo I can hear. Lol

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

Swimmer's itch is the worst itch I've ever itched before in my life.

Jeeeeebus Christmas.

[Mel the Enforcer @Fah_Lo_Me]

I was up all night practicing my dance for #ReinstatementDay. I think I finally got it.

📼davidvarner4

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers Animatronics are cringe. 😬😩

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@AndreSegers

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@Sagadego171

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@Sagadego171 I play MMO's ...I'm sorry 🥺

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Biden has revoked the Trump executive order that Trump kept saying gave 10 years in prison to people who damage monuments but did not actually do that.

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

Well dang.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

I hate how venmo lets you see all the flirty payments between your ex and her new bf.

[𝓙ess 🌊💜🌈 @jessssko]

@tracy_roush Black Sheep - Metric
I Don't Even Care About You - Missio
Ignorance - paramore
Lucid Dreams - juice WRLD
Trigger Happy Jack - poe.
Head like a Hole - Nine Inch Nails
I Don't Fuck With You - Big Sean