yo mama

ECSU

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

“You give a guy a crumb and they want the whole damn cookie” ~Danielle

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Y’all better stop calling me a celebrity cuz I was in ONE Chris Webby music video…. I’m not disagreeing but

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Happy National Hot Dog Day

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Watching Sex/Life at the gym is a new kind of freaky

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Don’t propose to me on a hike at the top of a mountain. I’m going to be dehydrated and probably have swamp ass.

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@megannnxo At least we wear our sunscreen and won’t be wrinkly in 10 years…

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Hold up… y’all are still tanning in a tanning bed?? That could never be me.

[ʟX 💫 @remgemx]

i can be your angel or your devil

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Hey anyone wanna go on vacation

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Omg I swear I’m not one to judge but two teen girls just deadass did a whole TikTok dance on the turf of the gym. I made eye contact and they went harder. I am so uncomfortable :(

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

These are the vibes I am looking for. Pls inquire below

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

I would like to sit on someone’s fairy lit porch with an electric fire pit and a strong beverage in hand. Pls and ty

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Everyone at the gym: you don’t have to wear a mask in here anymore!

Me, masked at the gym: I know.

[A ✨ @AngelictheVirgo]

Reassurance will take my mood from a 0 to 100. I love being reminded that I’m loved & appreciated.

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

Some of y’all need to learn gym etiquette. It’s super FUCKING WEIRD to stand behind someone and wait for them to finish their sets because you want the machine.

[yo mama @jesssslynnnn]

People that still go to the gym when it’s raining have so much will power. One drop of rain I’m like ugh can’t go. Don’t wanna get soaked

[SIE @_badassiee]

You gotta show me baby, I hear the same shit all time.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

my favorite forms of love is being loved without feeling like i’m begging for it.