Jess Torres

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

never going to england never eating an english muffin never even speaking english ever again

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Not a huge fan of fireworks. They're nice, but gets old quick. Too repetitive.

[Sixers Shams @SixersGreg]

Imagine it….

It’s July 4th…. The 250 year anniversary of America… you’re on the Jersey shore somewhere drinking a Surfside… Shams tweets… LeBron James has decided to sign a deal with the Philadelphia 76ers… the ultimate birthday present to the country… you start crying

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

Unbelievable. Wemby literally threw the game away.

[Breaking News @BreakingNews]

BREAKING: CBS News fires ‘60 Minutes’ correspondent Scott Pelley after he clashed with the show's new executive producer in a heated meeting. https://t.co/yp3DJxOUh1

[Life of a Philly Fan @PhillyFanLife]

Just a hilarious organization

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Today, I signed an Executive Order temporarily repealing bedtimes in the City of New York so that kids of all ages can watch our team in the NBA Finals.

As Mayor, you’re forced to make many difficult decisions. This was not one of them.

Go Knicks.

[marisa @2ndAdrenAline]

I’m sorry, it’s impossible for me to look at James harden and not think of this diva

[Maxey* @Philly_ASA]

Sixers fan

[Kei @RealMamaEagle]

*Potential drama in NY*

ESPN on Monday: “Can Jalen Hurts win in this league?”

[Aidan LaPorta @AidanLaPorta69]

Sixers win a generational draft lottery and the dude is a professional fisherman before 30 years old. Most Sixers thing ever 😭

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

NBA home blowouts are especially soul crushing because the DJ just keeps firing up instrumentals from 2005 rap songs while your team misses its 11th consecutive three

[kos @kostancaaa__]

coming to terms with i either have to root for the knicks or tobias harris to make a finals

[sav @pprivateidaho]

how it feels to focus on the flyers right now and pretend the phillies are on sabbatical

[toby is in mourning @rav4things]

“you’d boo jesus christ if he played for the opposing team” he’ll i’d boo jesus christ if he played for MY team and was playing really poorly

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

Mike Vrabel was in a loving relationship the last time the Phillies won a baseball game

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

i’m just saying we didn’t play this bad when we had taryn hatcher.