JESS STRIDE

[Shit Liquor Says™ @ShitLiquorSays]

You should be flattered by my drunk text...you're the person I'm thinking about when my brain can't even function properly.

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"@PirateBean: I can proudly say I made it through 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, and probably 2014 without trying to establish my career as a Dj."

[9GAG ❤️ Memeland @9GAG]

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

[SIIIUUU @APHIWeK01]

I haven't watched a day of this Oscar trail, yet I know exactly what's going on :') thank you live twitter commentary

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@C_Mbadu @EmmaBeck95 @NightLifeFails it's not me ☝😂

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@Chrlssee I think another "we're screwed" study session is needed.

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Nights like last night are the reason I'm falling in love with Pretoria 👌❤

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I'm not really a "tweeter" but I'll tweet for you @Baby_BayBay ;) HAPPY BIRTHDAY beautiful girl :D

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RT @CarriFairon: Someone in this bus has some other kind of gas and let's rip every few minutes. We still have another 10 hours to go. FML.

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:''') RT @girlposts: I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

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Tonight I found out that you're never too old to get a smack. #EighteenAndSpanked

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Reals sour. RT @ewnreporter: #MatricResults IEB marks will be available on the last day of 2013.

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RT @Tyran_Brown27: Having some serious post vac depression now. ..

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RT @C_Mbadu: A part of me is waiting for my friends to knock on my room door and tell me to take shots with them :')

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The number of bruises on my body are a good indication of how good VAC was :')

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*Going out last night* "Ask the driver to turn the music up". *Going to the airport this morning* "Ask the driver to turn the music off".