I love women’s bathrooms because they’re like “what you desire, desires you” “fuck Jacob” and “be the first to lick what nobody has licked” all on the same wall
Every couple of months someone assumes I could not possibly be the projectionist and asks me where they are and I get the pleasure/annoyance of saying yeah… it’s me.
Went to port orchard today. Saw a Maga hat and overheard someone talking about how “differences shouldn’t end friendships” I’m gonna start putting gum in peoples hair