yourbrotherinchrist

Go Pack Go 🧀🧀 Bad takes, Good takes

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Spurs rn

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Of Scrubs I should say

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

It’s so crazy that in Season 6 Ep. 7 the Janitor correctly states that we would be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Like how the fuck did he know

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

It’s so crazy that in Season 6 Ep. 7 the Janitor correctly states that we would be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

It’s so crazy that in Season 6 Ep. 7 the Janitor correctly states that we would be looking for Bin Laden in Pakistan

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Why does it feel like my bellybutton is connected to my taint

[McNasty @McNasty]

im crappin shits you've never even heard of. your ass cant even contemplate the level at which my butt poops. out here droppin sludge like a shrek sneeze. layin logs a lumberjack dreams of. passin choco chunks that'll make count chocula cream his jorts. step back rookie

[alicia ❤️‍🔥 @asperogus]

FUDGE HUT DOT COM

[taylorswiftboatveteransfortruth @salsadrunkard]

they used movie magic to make sure we never had to see it but u kno hes slangin that thang all over i bet the whole fellowship hated it so much. nasty lil gray weiner out. disgraceful

[🍵Yo Soy Elly🍵 @snacks_fruity2]

Nah this nigga highkey tuff lmao

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Fucking loser speak

[Bruce Croxon @bruce_croxon]

Best quote I heard from the Olympic hockey final " I'd rather be a Canadian with a silver then an American with a gold "

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Idris Elba? The guy from The Office?

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

“Can I get a can of fried beans? No just the once.”

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

They should’ve just got Kendrick to come back and call Drake a pedo for a 2nd time

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

Me asking my wife: You want some warm pita?

Her: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Caleb Williams in Overtime

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

We all just watched an All-Time classic playoff game happen live

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

“Christmas Tree cakes are the health option”

[yourbrotherinchrist @jessthewise_]

This is dramatic good football

[Beerly Kerry 🍻 @BeerlyKerry]

Round 2 qb rankings
1) old man stafford
2) Josh “tush push” Allen
3) Drake “Drake maye” Maye
4) Caleb homo Williams
5) big boy brock
6) forgot Bo nix exists
7) Sam doesn’t do anything Darnold
8) carried stroud