Jessie Toombs

once, I ate a bagel

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

(Find out I’m stupid) oh my god imagine how stupid everyone else is

[Charly Bliss @charlybliss]

(having just suffered a biblically devastating sequence of events) i'm good how are you!!!

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

Where the hell are my crocs

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

https://t.co/HHQrP1jddq

[Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @OlufemiOTaiwo]

the world would be better off if it had more actual, committed, principled pacifists. but I suspect that what we have instead are mostly people who believe that violence is only the legitimate province of some people, and what is morally required of everyone else is submission

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

Almost blurted out ottoman which reveals low self esteem in addition to not being a cabinet

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

Coworker asked what kind of cabinet we would be if we were a cabinet and I didn't have an answer. I've lost it

[Jess Harvell @cheaptrickrules]

whenever i'm confronted with the reality of what tiktok actually can do i feel like an ape hitting the 2001 monolith with a thigh bone

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

“We will no longer be subsidizing employees’ health-insurance policies. The for-profit health-care industry is a moral outrage, and, as the C.E.O., I can no longer compel my employees to take part in it.” Unbelievable. https://t.co/0VfDAvGBSO

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

Whistler smells like axe

[DECKI @bydecki]

him: r u stupid
me:

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

I watched infinity pool and I thought it was great

[🪨 @jonmccurley123]

Come to this show next weekend, Chopped liver #5 ha ha ha ha check it out !

[Eastern European Cartoon General @EasternOoC]

Crabs (1976) - dir. Vaclav Mergl; Short Film Prague, Studio Prometheus

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

@chrislockeworld This is true

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Peanuts Panel By Schulz

[Garth Mullins @garthmullins]

Don't fall for the new moral panic: diverted Dilaudid. Don't fall for the fear mongering of that Surrey South MLA, Poilievre, the UCP or Global News. Listen to to people who actually know what the fuck they're talking about https://t.co/GPjO4QRDj7

[Kjell Boersma @KjellBoersma]

Thanks @benlmitchell and @skwigly for their writeup about Boat People: https://t.co/NXmtAXIei5
Very excited for the film's premiere tomorrow at @itfs Stuttgart Animation Festival 🤗
@thaolamdraws @JustinePimlott @thenfb

[Jessie Toombs @jesstoombs]

Lisa vanderpump picks up a square plate, says this is timeless