Valendyke

ooh scary inclusionist ⋐ | she/they/it | beginner artist | Multispec transdyke spider furry | alt @Nekostrogen

[Valendyke @Jesstr0gen]

WASTEWALKER PART 5: A Utopia of Filth

Chapter 24: All the King's Men

High above Victoria (f)lies the nation of Nassau. This clockwork country is home to art, technology, pirates, and of course, Squad S10's most daring misadventure yet.

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[mina @mizuminaa]

Trans Person: I'm Trans

Society: Okay

Broly: RAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! FAGGAROTTO!!!!!!

[annaberu @annaberuuunya]

tonight (wip)

[Motivated Voices @davidgraham221]

@Protodedester "Amuro, you seem like a fellow who enjoys modern Simpsons."

[Liam Reich @ReichyWA]

Means so much to us Australian Accounts

[Valendyke @Jesstr0gen]

@m_arf_an Valentine!

[Dew 🏳️‍⚧️ @DewEnjoyer]

Need HRT that turns me into this

[Valendyke @Jesstr0gen]

@MiiNico1764 Holy peak and adorable

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now

[frankie steins gay uncle || spoilers @kuntimora]

personal headcanon is that bubble is connected to the main internet and caine is only connected to bubble. The purpose of this was to filter information so caine wouldnt be overloaded on nonsense but instead bubble’s brain got fried with gay porn and that’s why he’s like that now

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Not gonna lie, sometimes I get inside the womb fluids tank when there’s no clone growing in there. It feels so good to float suspended like that and the juices do amazing things for my pores

[Lenore 🏳️‍⚧️ @nirvanamoder]

Making my robot girl go into heat (opening 3 chrome tabs while watching a discord stream)

[Ophelia Sinclaire @GayNoumena]

mimic creature who’s *really* bad at pretending to be human but is endearing enough to be accepted into local friend circle on the condition they don’t eat anyone

[Valendyke @Jesstr0gen]

scrub daddy: im gonna clean you

[kaz ☄️ @qasmokez]

sugar daddy: im gonna spoil you
salt daddy: im gonna preserve you

[kys 4 africa @bigsnugga]

donald pissing on american iconography one of the better things he’s done. all those symbols give people the idea this place is more regal than it really is. like yea turn the white house into a buffalo wild wings that’s what u people are

[lex ໒꒱ྀི @femwookiie]

gen z aave appropriating eggs in a pan: ts frying meeee 😭😭