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[jess @jessvelloza]

If anyone needs cheering up, Google image search Animorphs books

[Alex K Phillips @Alexkphillips]

Fuck Israel #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

[Ciara @IrishLaurinah]

The first sighting of Coleen with Rebekah Vardy since being in court #ImACeleb

[James Raftery 🇮🇪🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ :flag-you-hate: @james_raftery]

The world looking at the USA #USAElection2024

[jess @jessvelloza]

given the right circumstances I will absolutely polish off 16 kinder eggs in one sitting

[jess @jessvelloza]

went to buy some xmas presents online and accidently ordered myself a new laptop? try again tomorrow maybe

[jess @jessvelloza]

So glad that people have upgraded from asking if me and cass are sisters to asking if we are TWINS

[jess @jessvelloza]

Just accidently got into an argument on an political facebook page and they've just called me limpwristed HAHAHA how did you know x

[jess @jessvelloza]

Omg just saw someone at the Italian down 4 lemon sorbets x

[jess @jessvelloza]

@cxryswxkeling All she could see was ur glistening forehead

[jess @jessvelloza]

just asked a candidate if they could quickly sum up their experience and what they're looking for and without exaggerating I did not get another word in for 20 mins

[Minutes Before Six @minbefore6]

The high number of foreign national women on death row for drug offences can be attributed to various factors. Read the full report here.
@EleosJustice #CapitalPunishment
#InternationalWomensDay
https://t.co/zt3VERbKDb

[jess @jessvelloza]

What is it about holding an orange that makes me need to throw and catch it constantly

[jess @jessvelloza]

@minbefore6 Money isn't much when he won't get 40 years of his life back

[jess @jessvelloza]

There's no-one more creative in this world than a slimming world member desperate for normal food

[jess @jessvelloza]

It's really telling that the only person who sits next to me at work more than once is the one who doesn't have a sense of smell

[jess @jessvelloza]

the nhs asks me to give blood in exchange for an orange club and I eat it up every time

[jess @jessvelloza]

@cxryswxkeling Unlucky ducky

[jess @jessvelloza]

God really handed me the olive branch today when I woke up an hour and a half late but still made it to work on time

[Minutes Before Six @minbefore6]

"The World Coalition has been working with four countries... where diverse political, religious, and cultural developments put them in danger of a return to the death penalty." Read some examples of how they are debunking narratives for reinstatement:
https://t.co/AXROT6gdu6