Jessica Joy

Media and PR professional, married and living in the Chicago burbs.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

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@andyc80s @MegynKellyShow @megynkelly @taylorswift13 “Stay in your lane” (on American politics), says the Australian to an American. 😂

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@stock_family Apparently there was a 5 to 1 stock split and the newly created shares will be payable to shareholders after the closing bell on Thursday, February 22nd.

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@Starbucks - so do you really charge for syrup now when someone is redeeming 200 stars for a free drink or was my barista just misinformed?

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#TMobileWingman

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@realDonaldTrump I'm sure it's a cake walk when you get more medical care and treatments than anyone else in the world. It's almost as if you got it on purpose, just to downplay the severity... hmmm.

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@SpiritAirlines Just returned from the worst flight experience of my life. I want to DM you the awful, ugly details.

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@sprintcare I got the middle finger from @sprint 3 times today.

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@sprintcare So obviously you guys care so much about customer loyalty..... not.

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@sprintcare We've been with sprint for 10+ year and when I said we might switch, the sprint rep said, "I'd be happy to terminate your acct."

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@sprint After wasting 2 hours of my time, I was told I can't get a new phone and sorry for inconvenience. Complete bait&switch. #SprintSucks

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@Sprint Contacted customer care & was told that they'd honor my 20 month upgrade eligibility. They wasted 2 hours of my life. #SprintSucks

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@sprint Changed phone upgrade eligibility from 20 to 24 months today, the day I was supposed to be eligible to upgrade. #SprintSucks

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@DisneyLiving I hope you get fired.

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@TheEllenShow #PickMeEllen :)

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@Nightline Look into Chiro One. They offer $20 spine evaluations and then give you a bill for $13000 if you don't sign up for their program.

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@Nightline How/Where can I send you an idea for #ABCTheLookout ?

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@PunchDebt I will send you an email.

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@PunchDebt What dates will you be in Chicago? My husband and I have been readers for years and would love to meet up for dinner or dessert.

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@dominos Boo... clicked the 'accept' button for a free pizza and it's been loading now for like 15 minutes.