JPH

Sports Reporter, @ObserverUK 🎙️ @_CounterPressed 👦🏻they/them

[JPH @jessyjph]

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[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2026 Women’s Ballon d’Or ⬇️

@CasparijKerstin
@ManCityWomen
@oranjevrouwen

#ballondor

[Counter Pressed @_CounterPressed]

New episode!

- Substitution drama at Palace v Everton
- Chelsea in crisis already?
- Arsenal, City and Liverpool off to fast starts
- United’s poor showing

With @FloydTweet @jessyjph @KathrynBatte

https://t.co/ePow1rzi06

[carlotting @_treacherous_13]

That’s one way to frame it I guess

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Tough opening weekend for Everton who lose 1-0 to newly promoted Crystal Palace. They had their only shot on target in the 96th minute

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Disappointing start to the season from a team who aren’t playing bad football - they just no longer look like they know how to win. Piece below

https://t.co/OKX0xUe4za

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@ChelseaShurrle This was like my whole match piece until well... everything else

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lol

[Marina Hyde @MarinaHyde]

Ahead of my new book, What A Time To Be Alive!, I am answering reader questions in today’s Guardian. Some great questions and at least two non-facetious answers

https://t.co/GzJ6W0fvsB

[JPH @jessyjph]

Malard took a knock and Bompastor hopes she is back soon, potentially for United. Matsukubo has an issue with her foot and there is no timeframe for her return

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WSL gameweek 1

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

The little bunny needs to cry to cleanse her soul, but the tears aren't coming.

[Izzy Duddy (she/her) @IzzyDuddy]

Huge change in rules for the game. No way to find out unless you follow @Schurrle_FWSL ! Crazy stuff

[JPH @jessyjph]

Oh we are so back fr

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@skybluefcs It really might be my fav tweet of all time

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Lauren James was born to play at Stamford Bridge

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

There's only a few tickets left for the @_CounterPressed live show tomorrow night in King's Cross.

We have London City's Jana Fernadez joining us to chat all things opening weekend. Fun guaranteed.

https://t.co/Xtl3Vmuf1z

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Saturday.

[Flo Lloyd-Hughes @FloydTweet]

The first YouTube stream in Alexia Putellas' new Eleven TV partnership with the WSL got around 3.5k concurrent live views. LCL-Utd aired on a channel with 1.3m subs, while Eleven TV gets set up.

Here's WSL the decided not to renew with Movistar 📺

https://t.co/yVD0UnvLHC

[Honor @honoriginal]

Bromley is really giving WSL Football tonight

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Low quality half from both sides but United look particularly bad. Only one shot on target between them. Gorgeous sunset tho

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@oliverbrown_tel

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

0 - London City Lionesses are the first team to name no English players in their starting XI for their opening match of a Women's Super League campaign.

Invested.