jessy johnson

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@CaponeKp people like you are whats wrong with the world.

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@jberrrrr love ya brothaaa❤️

[Ric flair brit @tacobwells]

Brushing your tongue hungover is a dangerous game

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

everyone in kensington looks like they eat bathsalts for breakfast

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@allyfenna spare her feelings

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

allyson fenners life gives me anxiety

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@ausssssprung with every snapchat the movie takes a different turn

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@allyfenna how does your mother do it?

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@ayyhalbs i feel this 100%

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

my biggest fear as an adult is having to leave a voicemail

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@KeownGordon are you okay? you wanna talk about it? im here for you

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@lordsbg hey thanks man

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

after two months of my resume being on Indeed i noticed it says that i was a bartender at the Central Bucks YMCA preschool

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@lordsbg quit today

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@lordsbg did something happen at the bar?

[stengelini @bmcsteng]

Ertz,
Feel free to impregnate me anytime.

[ᴋ @kxlc_]

Hey quick question are you fucking kidding me?

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

who???

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

sent my brother a snapchat and he replied with “you look like youre going through a divorce”

[jessy johnson @jessyjohnsonn]

@caseymcquillan cringeworthy