Jessica Polhamus

cooking fiend, witness, momma bear, office monkey

[Counting Crows @CountingCrows]

Maybe this year will be better than the last

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@PhilRosenthal

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@PhilRosenthal Any way we can get some merch that says, “Life is short...talk with your mouth full”?

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@altonbrown @IngramElizabeth How about this? https://t.co/1lgArmgkpt

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@PhilRosenthal @netflix Delighted!!

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Online pup training class! One Peanut (tri-pawed), one Hudson, and two kids! Everyone getting trained! @varsitytutors @RoverDotCom

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@timcarman Get it! You should finish that dinner with one of the ridiculously massive sesame balls from the dim sum to go.

[Rare Breed𓃵 @bel_is_A_ninja]

This is crazy 😳😳

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Just learned that @kmcnuggets also hates ketchup and I feel so validated.

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@alexwagner I mustache you some questions...

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@MVoltaggio Out of the frying pan, into the...nevermind...

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@altonbrown who mispronounces “syllable”? Funny! #dvr #igotnotimefortv

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Hey @MTV! I want a free 🍕 + #DinnerWithFriends via @gofooji

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@BorowitzReport just paused MasterChef finale to read this out loud to my husband...hilarious...

[David LaMotte @DavidLaMotte]

The worst defeat is not to lose to your enemy, but to become them.

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@chefsymon crystal hot sauce, MAYO, salsa, mustard, vinegar...

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

People and their refrigerators: "You Are What You Eat" http://bit.ly/cKw1un

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@chefsymon I've gotta be a cube steak...'cause I'm so square... ::snicker::

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@TylerFlorence dude...spotted a mile away...that, sir, is a STEAK!

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@Chef_Aaron @foodnetwork @rogermooking good reminder! Tivo'd!