Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg

I don’t like sad songs.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

.@jimmyjohns and the store staff has been absolutely no help: “we’re waiting on our delivery driver to return” and now “he should be out with the order” then why does it say it was completed?? I don’t have dinner

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

.@jimmyjohns I placed a delivery order over an hour ago. It says it was completed but I still haven’t received it. And there’s no support option on your website.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

@altnation Is anyone from the alt nation fam attending Shaky Knees?

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

@ochocinco Atlanta breakfast club is super busy. Took us ~2 hours to get seated when we went a few weeks ago even with adding ourselves to the waitlist before arriving. Southern Gentleman in Buckhead is phenomenal.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

.@BravoTV I want a Real Househusbands show

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

Wow, 10 years. #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I’m starting to think that @volotea is an absolute SCAM.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

@volotea I have received the worst customer service I’ve ever had from your airline. You cancelled my return flight and said it was for “COVID reasons” but it obviously wasn’t.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

Your company obviously does not care about customer service as I have had no help from the day I booked my flights.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

Only @united has the audacity to call you back just to put you on hold 😂

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

I don’t text exes when I’m drunk, I text my friends from college.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

#PuppyBowlXVII #VoteMarshall @AnimalPlanet

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

@EvolveVR I need help asap. I got a call from my guest contact saying my reservation is double booked. No one is answering my phone calls, emails, or @AirBnB messages from your team.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

I don’t post on social media a lot, but everyone should watch Shrill on Hulu. Please watch it so it can get more seasons.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

@united My first flight got cancelled. My second flight has been delayed 4+ hours. There’s no guarantee I’ll even make it on because I’m on standby for an overbooked flight. This is literally the worst airline experience I’ve ever had. I just want to go home.

[Jessica Simmons-Ellenburg @jessysimms]

I miss back-to-school shopping.