TinyHandsPOTUS

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

A country w/out #steel is like #SNL w/out #DarrellHammond. #TradeWar is easy. #Trump impression is hard

#tariffs

https://t.co/iWg3z4AzZr

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

@realDonaldTrump Clearly Oprah is the one who is insecure

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#FBI investigating #RussiaCollusion caused #FloridaShooting!
As #NRA slogan says:
"Guns don't kill ppl. Unrelated #Trump complaints do"

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

#2ndAmendment is irrational, vague & doesn't account for consequences. It's the Donald Trump of the Constitution

#Parkland #GunControlNow

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Only thing better than replacing #FoodStamps with boxes of "canned meat" would be tossing them at poor ppl like paper towels in #PuertoRico

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Best way to prove political opponents are "treasonous" is w/ #militaryparade

#WednesdayWisdom #TrumpTreason #alternativefacts #MAGA

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Trump puts "Trump" in quotes bc "Trump" maybe vindicated but Trump is guilty as shit

#YoMemoJokes #NunesMemo #NunesHoax #alternativefacts

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#FISAMemo proves #FBI & #DOJ totally biased in favor of evidence
Evidence is biased against #Trump
Sad!

#MemoDay #NunesHoax #NunesFakeMemo

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

Thank you @DevinNunes for transcribing GOP talking points into declassified list.
Best/only thing I've read all year!

#MemoDay #FISAMemo

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As part of #AmericaFirst agenda I condemn German Nazis stealing Nazis jobs from "very fine" American Nazis

#HolocaustRemembranceDay #MAGA

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Need #MeritBasedImmigration bc after years of lying about #illegals stealing jobs I only want to allow #Immigrants qualified to steal jobs

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

#CrookedHillary stole my best nickname & now I have to call #Bannon #SloppySteve. Sad!

#FireAndFury #FridayFeeling #Meltdown

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@realDonaldTrump Sentence are words that come together to form a coherent thought; not fragmented references, random capitalization and an exclamation point!

[TinyHandsPOTUS @jestDonaldTrump]

#NuclearWar may be averted bc my #Nuclearbutton can only be activated by #Russian hooker urine!

#ButtonEnvy #NorthKorea #KimJongUn

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#globalwarming is a hoax because right now there is #coldweather.

#snow #climatechange #alternativefacts #ThursdayThoughts

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#RoyMoore said he "Would do anything" (that means sex) to overturn #AlabamaSenateElection

#AlabamaSenate #ALSen
#KirstenGillibrand

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Ppl made fun of "2 Corinthians" quote but #RoyMoore quotes Bible to dispute 20,000 vote deficit despite Biblical book of "Numbers"

#ALSen

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#DougJones won by a number so small #RoyMoore is trying to have sex with it

#AlabamaSenateElection #AlabamaSenate #ALSen #Alabama

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Brian Ross screwed up therefore #TrumpRussia story is #FakeNews bc #BrianRoss created all #Russia stories bc #HillaryClinton #UraniumOne

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I assumed when I was elected that #GOP would take government stuff seriously. Someone needs to STOP me

#TaxScamBill #ImpeachTrump