TheCryptoJester

first stop, the Moon. Second stop Mars.🚀 🌕

[Itk971365 @itk971365]

Stranded in 120 degree weather in Las Vegas with no phone because @TMobile and @Samsung won't unlock my #GalaxyZFold5 phone to be used with @Verizon

If I die here, my blood is on your hands.

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@xbox @XboxSupport @XboxP3

Since the last update, my console keeps disconnecting from my controller. Even when charging. When I try turning off the Xbox, the controller resets and turns it back on. Didn't have this problem yesterday before the update.

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@rickyberwick @Froskurinn Best comment on this entire thread.

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

FUCK #FuckKimKardashian

How dare you attack the queen of the night!!! RIP Whitney! #CancelKimKardashian

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@TelegraphWorld Why on earth is this even public knowledge? That's not how you play battleship.

"All my ships are on the B row, fam"

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@footballprozone There is no video? Hello? Where is it?

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@SaintsRow @MaxMittelman No Australian male voice?! 😭 Every time I Google this game I get disappointed by something new.

First I couldn't make a fat ass twinky boy, now this 😭

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@marlo_aiden Do you know who the top is? @ 🤤

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@allabouthecakes Trade secret. He's wearing Boy's sized shorts. I have these 🤤

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@malecakehunter That is NOT that man's coach 😩

[Latino 🇩🇴🇵🇷 @ricanprince305]

Rt if you would eat all 👀

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@__ReiGn_ @Xbox Not true. Whut? Lmao

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@gatercane It's either stop posting or go to doing porn at this point 😂

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@IamTyren Wait a min.... Slow tf down 😭 I wasn't ready for this tonight. Can we talk? 🤣

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@RoninVNB @TheRealBlowJob @Xbox @TheActMan_YT LMAO you don't even have an Xbox. As someone who's gay and has ps5. Let me tell you to stop the cap please 🤣

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@thicc_stick_boi I'm so sorry to hear about your father's passing. May he rest in peace. Hang in there.

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@TheRealRevK @Chavladpisser @balf4our That's not the NHS is what he's saying don't be gullible and believe every single message/picture on the internet is what he's saying.

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@anthrgaybarista That reminds me of a meme I saw. It went something like this:

Wow that girl is so cute

Shes way too cute for a guy like me

I should just approach her and shoot my shot

But what if she rejects me

Ugh why does she have to be so pretty

I'm too nervous

Bitch

*Walks away mad*

[TheCryptoJester @jester_crypto]

@sexxgaay Who is he??