GameJester 🃏

I'm just a guy who likes cardboard rectangles, video games, and naps.

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Alright due to a previous Tweet here are the House Rules for my #EDH play group. We prioritize fun and hanging out, but we do play some serious #MTG

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Men want 1 thing...and it's quite simple.

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Mario is gunna be pissed!

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I woke up at 330 this morning thinking about how the average of averages is inaccurate and the only way to get a true average is to take the entire data set into consideration as 1 calculation and couldn't fall back asleep.

WTF is wrong with me.

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In case you're wondering how much snow Wisconsin got.

People are SKIING on roads.

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Why do I feel like this didn't help his case?

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

A man attacked a Clark County judge in court today after she denied his probation. 😬

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@iamchrisjudge You too Chris! Enjoy the holidays and those you love.

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@jpsurvival I can't wait for this!! 🦖

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And yet everyone with Magic cards was stopped for additional screening. #MTG

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Yesterday, November 26, 2023, was the busiest day ever for air travel in the US.

Transportation Security Administration screened 2,894,304 individuals at airports nationwide, the busiest day ever for air travel.

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Putting Axel down for his nap this afternoon:

Axel: Daddy I want to dream about dinosaurs.

Me: Then as your falling asleep think about dinosaurs.

Axel: I'm always thinking about dinosaurs.

Me to myself: #parenting

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@mkonslaught Starting out was my favs I had access to.

Now, 1 defender in front of a ranged attacker and 2 warriors.

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He's like an unbalanced washing machine.

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@GeneralGray It can spin very slowly or be stationary. There are modes where colors fade in and out and different color options.

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Axel: Daddy I need a big boy night light, mine is for babies.

Me: We can't have that, I got you.

New night light:

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@GeneralGray Gotta make some tweaks, but it's WAY cooler than I thought it would be.

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God of War

Diablo

Crash Bandicoot

Destiny

Alice Madness Returns

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I told my 3 year old to pick up his toys.

10 minutes later I checked on how he was doing and nothing was done. I asked him why he didn't pick anything up and his response was

"I can't be trusted to do what I'm told"

The kid had THE ANSWER, just loaded and ready.

#parenting

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Where is your line in the sand between good gas mileage and death? Cuz doing this at 70 mph...DAMN. #idiots

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@ElGeFe A plate of garlic chicken, rice, broccoli, and mangos right on top of her head.... working as intended.

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At what point do you request a warranty replacement on a baby?

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the Fruit Ninja World Champion.

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Amazing tomato sorter. https://t.co/o7pu37PpnT