XDDCC.

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ㅤㅤㅤi am... just being here.
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[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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i WAS having plenty fun with you until YOU made it weird. not that you'll ever acknowledge that..

i probably actually enjoy your presence the most in this circus. and this is what i get for it... sigh.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Hmmm. . . nope! Have you considered that you’re just not fun~?

It’s not my fault none of you have a sense of humor. I’ll have you know I’m an absolute d e l i g h t.

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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right. i'm sure that was just another casual day for you.

have you considered.. you being around is what prevents it? last time i tried to 'have fun' with you, you didn't seem to like that.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

You say that like it was supposed to be memorable or something.

How am I supposed to believe you have fun if I’m never around to see it? Sounds made up.

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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yeah, 'cause that's definitely the only thing that happened during that fight.

i have plenty of fun. you just don't see it, because i do it wiith people who usually don't want you around.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

“Tch, darn. I was so looking forward to you nipping at my ankles again, Pomeranian.

But don’t you worry your massive head about it, I’m always having fun. Maybe you should try it some time!”

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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we aren't getting paid- okay, whatever. as long as you're... having fun, i guess?
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look, i'm not gonna start attacking you again. i'm too tired for all that. so, i give up.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Rolls his eyes, finger twirling beside his head to emphasize how crazy he thinks she is, and then he turns back to face her, like nothing happened.

“Nooo, those are the people signing our paychecks, Pom. Pay attention.”

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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( head tilting, she lifts an eyebrow. )

if anyone looks crazy right now, it's you. that's a wall.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

“I wasn’t talking to myself! I was talking to our adoring audience.” With that, he turns towards a random direction and points at absolutely nothing. “Ain’t that right, viewers? Do you guys think I’m irritated about something, or is Pom here finally losing it?”

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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( huffing, hands on her hips. )

i don't know. i 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 you're irritated about something to do with gummigoo, because you were talking about him to yourself.

i guess i don't really NEED to know, though.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Snickers, raising back to his full height and folding his arms over his chest. “Nope, not hard. Also? Not funny. But I’ll bite— what exactly do you think I ‘mean’ to say?”

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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( shaking her head like a wet dog. )

why do you speak in tongues? is it really that hard to say what you mean?
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Grins, bending down to eye level so he can poke her in the forehead.

“Flattery will get you everywhere, Pommy.~”

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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( face contorting.. )

last time we were "bonding".. you explicitly denied that. you are SO difficult.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Ouch, is that your incredibly subtle way of telling me that you don’t enjoy my special brand of company? And here I thought we were bonding.

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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that's probably why you're the way that you are.

when ARE you not around? i feel like you're always down my neck.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Bold of you to assume anyone around here has critical thinking skills, but I’ll choose to take that as a compliment.

And what do you do for fun when I’m not around, Pom? Practice your juggling?

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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sure, man. if that's what floats your boat.

it's impossible NOT to think hard with you. half the time you're badly masking something behind random #%^ words and hoping someone doesn't use their critical thinking about it.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Aww, are you embarrassed of your fake boyfriend, Pom? That’s kinda rude. Might hurt the gators fewings that way.

‘Course I’m bored! Have you met the freaks around here? There’s nothin’ to be irritated with him about, ‘cause he exploded into confetti. You’re thinking too hard.

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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i literally don't care. i just don't want anyone to think i've got some random boyfriend.

you're always 'just bored' and 'entertaining yourself'.. you wouldn't have mentioned him in the first place if he wasn't already irritating you. you're avoiding the question.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

-sing song.- Still defensive~

Pfft, I’m not riled up! I couldn’t care less about him. I’m just bored and entertaining myself by getting you all huffy and riled up about defending him.

[ً @aslovewept]

you call yourself dog so you don’t have to deal with the consequences of being human. so you don’t have to be accountable——you call yourself a beast because what else would you be?

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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i'm curious. you seemed riled up about his existence.. which is weird for you. you usually just.. don't care— but you're like, actively irritated.
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still NOT my boyfriend!
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Sure, but why are you so %#^bent on me liking your gummy boyfriend?

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

/ i will reply in 5 seconds flat on every account no matter what. Its because im clinically insane

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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literally zero clue what that means, by the way.

... why do you 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 gummigoo. is that better?
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Pfft, you don’t have to entertain it! You’re entertaining enough already! ~

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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( groooann. he gets on her nerves. )

when are you 𝘯𝘰𝘵 messing with me? i'm not entertaining this.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Implied, that’s cute.~ like it’s implied that the gator would have been your little boy toy if Caine let you keep him?

I’m just messing with you, Pom! Lighten up!

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

/ this is my pomni. She is weird and offputting

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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it's heavily implied.
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Tch, woooow. Now you’re jumping to conclusions, Pom!

When did I ever say I hated the guy? ~

[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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im going to bed.. everyone behave while i'm asleep!
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[XDDCC. @jesteredheart]

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less-so defensive, more-so curious. why would you hate a guy you never met only off the basis you THINK he's my boyfriend?
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[bunny boy @_whccares]

Who said I was concerned? I don’t need to see your fake gummy boyfriend to know I don’t care about him.

You’re getting preeeeetty defensive about an NPC who’s definitely ‘not your boyfriend’, Pommy.