Jester

Generally way more lost and confused than he looks

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

I am the best at what I do, and no one is really all that sure what it is that I do.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Who wants the first Semien Rangers jersey?

RT for a chance to win!

[A @theageofpisces]

.@michaelcurgess, @tedcruz, @johncornyn:18 U.S. Code § 2384 - Seditious conspiracy, a high crime for certain. Impeach and remove. https://t.co/n3NqYJ8105

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

I thought about firing up resistbot and sending Cruz a letter letting him know how ashamed I am of him, but I'm pretty sure I get the same exact form letter with no alteration no matter what I send him, so it seemed like a waste of time.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

@choochoobear My lefthanded can opener is literally my favorite kitchen gadget. Scissors I can go either way because of school.

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Our new virtual T-shirt cannon has quite the range!

RT for a chance to win and keep this Red Friday rocking.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

The people shooting off fireworks at 7:30 need to stop. Seriously.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

Why does the Captain Marvel trailer look more like a Star Wars standalone than MCU to me?

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Up top! RT to celebrate the return of @ElvisandrusSS1 for a chance to win a complete set of Rougie/Elvis High Five Bobbleheads.

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. See Official Rules: https://t.co/2Is9OLiEAx

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

If the Cubs miss the playoffs, it will likely be because Darvish has more DL stints than wins through the first two months of the season...

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

Why are law offices suddenly searching me on linkedin?

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

Weird pet peeve: a book series switching from paperback to hardcover partway through.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

What kind of fast food joint doesn't have any kind of fried potatoes on their menu?

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

I just poured out so much beer. I need to have a wake.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

Today was the second coolest baseball event I have witnessed in person.

[David Moser @david__moser]

This is one of the most brilliant political cartoons of all time.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

I continue to believe that mirth should be spelled with a y instead of an i. At this point Word must think I'm being difficult on purpose.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

@Rangers Elvis Andrus #texastwohitter

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

The Yankees are currently in sole possession of last place in baseball. Life is good.

[sǝuoſ llǝssnᴚ @russelljones53]

After stealing $18 million from the #Texans last season, Brock Osweiler has been sentenced to the #Browns.

[Jester @jesterjamsey]

@Cubs #VoteRizzo