JesterKoseph

Time’s person of the year 2006

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I donate my spare change to Lockheed Martin.

I’m just trying to end this conflict as fast as possible

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Tomorrow never dies

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I knew the strokes before you 🤧😴

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@RadQuince @TrentroleLFC Why u talking about football. Can it.

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Bee marmalade? I just call it honey 🍯

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@DoctorPreece Sir, how come u don’t get hurricanes on the equator

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How manny divorces is Martin Freeman paying for. Liking fucking hell you couldn’t be in more things

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Life’s short… cheat on her xx

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Would Wikipedia grow up and stop begging for my money.

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If you wait for the oven to be pre heated you’re buying into their capitalist agenda

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Does one wish to be wheat or the chaff when being separated?

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Polytheism > Monotheism

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It is exclusively losers that learn magic to make friends. It has never worked for any of them.

I socially reject people if they can do a bridge shuffle. Can’t be taking chances on these dweebs

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Requiring everyone’s clocks to be on the same time is communism. Let the free market decide what time it is

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If you retake your BeReals you really need to sort out your priorities

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⚠️ It’s time to PeeReal ⚠️ (you have two minutes to piss yourself)

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Hang on a minute, when was Wifey Riddem part 2????

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Call me a pube the way I’m above u dickheads

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Why can’t I have everything I want, all the time. Isn’t that democracy?

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My highly sensitive toothpaste get jealous when I use other brands. Haha