The Blue Jester

Trust Me, I Always Lie

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@CNviolations Vomitorium was a room Romans had to get sick in so they could continue eating at feasts.

It was no such thing. It was what they called "a hallway that led to an exit for people to get outside."

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@DrEliDavid This is a lovely thread of names to perma block - Higgins has more standards, morals, and ethics in his little finger than anyone supporting genocide and war crimes will have in their entire life.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

Jesus - @OnlyMurdersHulu Irish accents in S4 weren't just borderline offensive, it was borderline racist. Nobody should have signed off on that unless the had no ability to hear things.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@IrishRail @GOCaomhanaigh The feedback is universally the same - revert to the old timetable immediately and design a new one based on actual data and not the imagined data used to create this failed experiment.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@jimmmmeh @FarrawayRoss420 @danjomurray But they use Varnish haha

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@HollyONeill_96 They weren't created to sell tickets to punters - they were created to put tickets on their reseller site.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@danjomurray Yep i got that - worse I was in the queue and it happened

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@_Brian_Hunter @thatginamiller @ProfBrianCox No profit to be made testing, straight to prod with it. Cut the QA teams and present the salary savings as increased revenue - All Hail Corporate Profits...what could go wrong 😄

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@ianmiles No, that's not it at all. The fanbase is the problem. Sure did you not know that before Jennifer Lawerence in the Hunger Games there had been no female led action movies. You need to check yourself /s

(Also...you're spot on)

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@GerryMcBride From Tea Boy to Tea Shock!

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@GerryMcBride You have confused my wife greatly - I applaud this dreadful post haha

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@Telegraph Love it - the "proof" is that one sector showed a dip (and let's be honest, that dip could have happened in the office as well), and therefore, all WFH is a failure. Greek Paradox arguements are hilarious. The only losers from WFH are people needing offices to be rented.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@aidan_molloy @YouTube Ha, who has the time for that...there is a recession on somewhere 😄

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

Jesus @YouTube getting a bit ridiculous with the ads now. An 18 minute video has two nonskip ads at the start and another two nonskip after 8 minutes. No wonder they don't want folk using ad blockers - it's like the old days of TV.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

Oh and there is another two ads. So you are just as bad as cable tv now.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@LibertyCappy Literally not the same thing at all - but sure

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@Davis27271307 Fecking migrants, taking our jobs - saving our lives.

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

Analysis: Suspicions grow that government schemes are pumping up new build house prices https://t.co/VazbJWv8bC

Can't wait for the report on "Fire burns" - literally everyone outside of Government said this would happen and only benefit people in Government (and their buddies)

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@SerBroseph @WalkaboutMG Only sociopaths don't go finding all the lost balls - how else are you going to find your new favourite?

[The Blue Jester @jestersbauble]

@greenyadzer @GrimDawn wait what?