jesting fellow

blogger with no sense of humor

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The most talkative woman - a drunken man.

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Three phrases that cause a panic: 1. Incorrect login or password. 2. I want to talk to you seriously. 3. It will not hurt.

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Every day people prove to me that life without a brain is real.

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#ChuckNorriz doesn't go hunting.... #ChuckNorriz GOES KILLING.

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Fun women story - fall in love with an idiot, and convince everyone that he is the one and only.

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Recently, a monument was unveiled in honor of the vandals. Vandals feel perplexity

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The best wardrobe - it's a chair.

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good student is a person who has nothing else to do.

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This life you should try everything. The main thing - do not start with the Internet.

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Lovely, why are you sitting so long in the toilet? You have constipation? No....Honey, I'm reading tweets!

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Check-pleasant feeling - it's good when you do not expect, and it goes and happens.

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We live in exciting times! Now a guy can impress a girl, if he just write a message without any mistakes

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The phrase "I'm going" has no time limit.

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Audi is trying to buy Volkswagen for 860 million euros. What do u think bout Instagram deal?

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Tits - visual proof that men can look to focus on two things at once.

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Prepare for exams - this is for wimps. Just an improvisation, just hardcore!

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I should have been born 300 years ago. My romantic soul is not in vogue.

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Sit on the social networks and be proud of the fact that not watching TV - it's like to sit on heroin, and be glad that you do not drink

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The speed of sound - a strange thing. Parents say something to you in 20 years, and u hear this in 40.