Jesus

Daddy's hype man. I'm here to cause drama.
Turning water to wine since 21 C.E.

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First 100 to follow me gets into heaven for free
#giveaway #Sweepstakes

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Fun fact: Noah is forklift certified

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I'm gonna be real, we came up with the idea of cidadas while drunk.

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@patriottakes "The real rainbow is from God"🤓

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"the real rainbow is from God" 🤓

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

PetSmart manager stands up to Kari Lake supporter Ethan Schmidt, kicks him out of the store for harassing employees over a pride flag.

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@culanicki @DrJayDrNo I lean more towards socialism now but yeah you right

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@STR8FROMFLEXICO True

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@mcwexlercoded Being nailed to a cross got nothing against the shit he's seen

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@TikiVonte Correct

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This is correct

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

good morning

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Is there anything good on steam sale?

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@CryptoCookieMo @MRMAXBRADLEY_ @DonaldJTrumpJr Cap. I was chilling with Apollo and Dionysus yesterday.

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@btsforever1993 I like it

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@sebgender What happened?

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@AntifaCoulter Umpire blind lmao

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@NicholasKe04 @ViralBhuva17 "You" people?

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@kirawontmiss I can confirm

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@MariLululuuuu @cmpndqn @OliviaTroye @santiagomayer_ You're not very Christlike

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