jesus_chris

hermetically unsealed

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turns out a little exercise does wonders for your mental. if only someone had told me this before

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@salvadorzali just where im at atm really

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@MissJekyl i think hes sharing it? i raised a gentleman

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kitties recently been picky with his food but it turns out he likes me to try the food first before he chows down on it ??

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yall should see the absolute stinker code i wrote for this test man i am gna be a menace in the workforce

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@msboonen @salvadorzali rent free in her head... parasocial behaviour honestly

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person im seeing is a self-proclaimed tsundere, god i have seen what you have done for me

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diffuser might just change my entire life deadass

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officially able to scroll thru my draft tweets we are mentally ill !!

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date was adamant she wanted to know about elden ring lore and i thoroughly enjoyed watching her eyes glaze over im actually goated at this

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@tacobahl thank you scooby (derogatory)

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ecstatic that god gave me reasons to get hot wings today

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finally severed all remaining ties to ex and boy am i ready to move interstate and start a new life

c o l o s s a l f u m b l e

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reminded of the time i crybegged to my dad to let us live in the same suburb as my highschool gf. we broke up weeks later but that townhouse was the real win i just know he was grateful

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might just set up a parlay on whether they fuck up my plasma donation again tmrw

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yeah that was simply too much preworkout i

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if my abuelita ever stops calling me che guevara i wish to be euthanised, bless that blind woman

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i am the natural predator of the sausage roll mmmfhffffmmf

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trans representation in cs/se is doing absolute numbers we love to see it

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sesh idea: getting our sperms checked together