Jesus on Toast

Skinsuit filled with water and elements from dead stars that does not believe in imaginary friends

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#duckseason
#wabbitseason

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#atheism

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#Atheism #creationism

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We all know Christians are dumb as shit, but Muslims are giving them a run for their money right now.

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Goat herder's guide to the galaxy

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Floyd wants to know

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Hang in there!

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Asimov for the win

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The church's plan to stop world hunger

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The truth has one version

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Better yet, get me a sandwich.

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When they get really sick, they go to the hospital. When they get out they thank Jesus for curing them.

They should stay in their church and pray.

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This is what christians think atheists do.

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Everyone was scared of hell and couldn't read. A religious paradise. 🏝️

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Indoctrination is easy when you start at birth

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The body of Christ is sooo yummy! 👇🏼

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The Goatherder's Guide to the Galaxy written by people tooo stupid to figure out indoor plumbing. #atheist