Fuck

Get fucked

[CHANEL MURDER @ChanelMurder]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO stop

[Reggae Banana @holadamilola]

Glorilla’s name being Gloria warms my heart. We need young ppl with the classic names. The babies need someone to call Ms Gladys and Ms Gloria. If you know a Barbara under 35 pls keep her lifted in prayer

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

Dude what https://t.co/fUaxKC3k1j

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

Not my proudest moment

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

My gag reflex is my internal homophobia

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

Slay

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

295 absences
0.5 GPA
No scholarships
Straight F's
STILL GRADUATED THO

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

I spilled beer on your friend I’m not sorry shes fat

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

Mom and aunt are wouldn’t go to sleep last night. By 2:45am I just starting making a geeb because I couldn’t sit still. Told my mom it was a science experiment.

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

I was telling my aunt that Kenny chesney was gay and she said if he’s gay you get the back I get the front … then my mom chimed in and said I get his face. Immediately ran away.

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

I want harry styles to fucking mutilate me. Full on shit on my chest. Kill my family.

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

Did everyone forget Travis Scott killed like 9 people? How is Kris Jenner that powerful

[Fuck @jesustaint33]

This song hits so hard I want to do drugs on a European yacht https://t.co/bpF8LMB5Xh