Nate The Funky Homosapien

Bird's don't drink milk.

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I was born a Liar, and I will die a Thief

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@LunaExeGoth @wtffolly_ I thought this was a screenshot from years ago that a woman sent to a man.

Maybe someone just stole the line though idk

[Nate The Funky Homosapien @Jesusthetrucker]

@salemscrucible You must be made of money if lying to the doctor you pay for sounds like a good idea

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@Ash_Lee_IRL damn, it wants me to add to the internal dictionary that they exist at all

[Nate The Funky Homosapien @Jesusthetrucker]

@DahliaWest13 @reddit_lies Is any of this based off anything hut spurn? You have a lot of big ideals that you project onto an entire sex, despite admitting yourself that you have a good husband and father. How do these men not shape your worldview in the slightest? Go touch grass and meet real people

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@enzo_demarte @SacocheBleu But is there any actual link between being furious enough to throw an inanimate object vs actually making contact with a fist?

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@bacardibaddie @tufdave You skipped every single piece of punctuation that your post needed. Its odd to be the pot calling out the kettle.

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@Kila47 @creepydotorg Oh man you ever see a video demonstrating a coin cell battery on ham? They use it to make a strong point to keep those fuckin things away from children because swallowing one of those can be a death sentence

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@DoorDash @misslucidsdiary Man that community note really shit on you.

You cannot lie when the public is already aware of your past boy boy

[Nate The Funky Homosapien @Jesusthetrucker]

@Kila47 @creepydotorg She shit it out.
This does not imply she digested it, as that is the chemical process by which food becomes shit, but you can swallow a nickel and shit a nickel pretty much unchanged. Same thing here I guess, but I was more worried about her swallowing the battery

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@cheersitskatie But maam theyre not even out.
I knew bosses were stupid, but wheres the cleft that they're calling cleavage

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@landpalestine @GuntherEagleman Bro if youre gonna dox someone, do more than a half assed job.

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@SylasNigel @DrChrisCombs You know that the stick's length is 200+dog.
The second pic shows the total length is 300 = stick + dog.
300 = 200+ dog + dog.
2dog = 100. dog = 50

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@Flowanderer @Mr_Husky1 Nobody is tall enough that the correct way to sit becomes with your knees by your face and your feet on their seat

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@dumbtwttt Am I supposed to believe that girly ass hand with the white sweater and the knife is a guy?

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@shezreading @hashjenni I was definitely an adult with a job and an apartment at 18. I'm not gonna infantalise adults, but I will agree that if youre 30+ you need better priorities than young adults

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@hashjenni Children ARE underaged. They are synonyms. Then again, girl also means a female child, so once again it is a synonym. This is no defense of monsters, but this post is silly

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@Priyathevet @nicksortor I can agree with most of this but as the most evil group of all time? Not even close to close. This is the same history that had Pol Pot and gulags and deathcamps and Unit 731 and the One Child Policy

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@okwartengg Classic bit from Naked Gun lmao

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@lady_valor_07 I don't mind the tattoos or haircut, but she needs a better top