jesus!

not the chip, but the fork

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Canada showing up to the World Cup Round of 16 in Houston

[Joseph Hoyt @JoeJHoyt]

The Japanese just encapsulated Texas in six words

[໊ @soysabil]

“you make me hard but she makes me weak” the 1975 really said sex is great but have you ever been in love

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

incredible use of free will and disposable income

[moni @wrappedaroundme]

I’m so broke that I’m making myself mad thinking about past financial decisions. Why have I paid guys to kiss each other at the bar on like three different occasions.

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

i regret to inform you that visiting Japan is every bit as awesome as all your annoying friends posting about visiting Japan have made it out to be

[Roosh @RooshWilliams]

May 1st in Houston: worst weather of the year

May 2nd in Houston: best weather of the year

[doxie @doxie_gay]

dating a white guy is like eating an edible they cool at first then they hit you

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

why are we capitalizing him like he’s jesus christ

[just a @F466OT]

They missed Him, again?..

[dan @AgentDanie1]

can a Latino be a sensitive young man and a young ho at the same time

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

met a celebrity last night

[ryz 🔱🌊 @RyzzieMcGuire]

my catholic ass is SAT

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

you think there’s tension here??

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

people ask me how i get the motivation to go to the gym 4x week but i really just like listening to music and looking at myself in the mirror

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

And has anyone asked that white girl why her name is Ninajirachi

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

mexican boy stuns by ordering a pain au chocolat in questionable french

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

turned on “wake for meals” on my flight and they put a big ass fork and spoon on my screen for god and country to see

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

or a 21-28 year old gay guy!!!

[aaron @stockxsucks]

this lineup must go insanely hard if you’re an 18-21 year old white girl

[jesus! @jesuswasseen]

the chicago river most of the year actually

[danial @feeIcompIete]

the chicago river rn