The Chosen Wan

I don’t drink boba

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get in loser, we’re going shopping

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highly recommend telling a man to stfu

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like ma’am you’re a 33-year-old woman no need to scream about not wanting to go to dinner

[The Chosen Wan @JesycaWan]

I love calling people out on their dramatic bullshit

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

i have enough on my plate now i gotta worry about giraffes

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so my dog has a date next week

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Water signs and their intuition:

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My parents speak their own language while talking shit.

My mother would said "what's-his-face did that again" and my father somehow GETS it, meanwhile I'm sitting there like WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?!

[The Chosen Wan @JesycaWan]

Okay I am convinced I need a 6’5 tattooed masked biker to become absolutely obsessed with me to survive the rest of 2025

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how did my algorithm know I’m single again

[Soulja Brasi @iamsouljabrasi]

When you thought it was safe to play love games with a Scorpio woman

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Miserable people want other people to be miserable with them

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Narcissistic parents really think they can control you even when you’re wellllll into your thirties

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women’s intuition is so strong

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wherever my dog goes, I go

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always count on people to disappoint you

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wtf is going on with this retrograde

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It’s a miracle I have a boyfriend judging by how much I stay home

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I have found peace in knowing people simply hate each other

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the white house is a real housewives episode

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but not surprised

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yet another disappointment