JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ

Life is a conundrum of esoterica 🇵🇭🇺🇸

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Being sarcastic is one thing, but the bitchy type of sarcasm? I think that's my curse. 🤐

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When sending medical advice, ask your doctor, but also ask an experienced nurse.

Nurses are underrated.

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

The audacity. Not our fault that the world appreciates Filipino Nurses more than this government.

[Inquirer @inquirerdotnet]

Binay: “Parang may disconnect ang messaging. Nakaka-bother lang when you see the ad, it seems that we are offering the world our nurses — which is a bit off kasi nauubusan na nga tayo rito ng mga health worker.”

READ: https://t.co/S4jOV0j5dp

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Firefly in my crib ✨

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

If your job is to tell me how to do my job, you should at least know how to do my job‼️

[Ngopi @ngopiss]

This kind of coffee ☕

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Asking me to do a report simply because “I type fast or can do the report better” ain’t gonna fly. I’m done being the nice guy. Now get to work! 🤭

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

It’s true what they say. Those who dictate and micromanage cannot do it themselves 🙄

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

The power of words can really change the outcome of someone’s day. Be kind to people, choose words of comfort beyond bias. You got the position but not the respect, now earn it from me 🤌🏻

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@kibintoot Kwentooo please

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

What is sleep 😪🥺

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@callmevincee Adulting 101. It gets better, tiwala lang 😉🙏🏻

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@kibintoot @callmevincee Huhuhu. Maray nlng Yaun kamo duwa! Ginanot kili2 ko sa technical glitch!Hahaha

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Even a rubber band breaks, especially with tension and heat

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@metosielove Oh noooo ☹️😭 bounce back quick. We are your prayer warriors 🙏🏻

[Zeke ✿ @zekemartinx]

ⓘ This user is 1 of the 15,035,773 who voted for VP Leni Robredo. 🌸

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Isang mahigpit na yakap, Pilipinas!

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Landslide win for Leni-Kiko 🙏🏻

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@clippords Hamag yan! Hahaha

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

Mga baldado bukas for leni 🙋🏻‍♂️

[JΣƬ FΣЯПΛПDΣZ @jet_fernandez]

@sadF_U_C_K Will be thinking of this tweet as I cast my vote. 🥰💞