Mike Christensen

Improv performer, teaching artist & director. Motorcycle rider, B-movie lover, bourbon taster, cigar smoker, tiki hugger and harmonica neophyte

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

@MarkHamill @ArtCandee

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

@NestLabs3D X finally earns it's stripes. New Tumblr?

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Those who attack Judge Engoron and the State of New York likely did not read even a small portion of the 92-page filing. Here are 8 fraudulent things Trump & his company did:

- The Trump Org said Mar-a-lago should be valued between $1-1.5 Billion. Buckingham Place is worth $1.3 billion. Buckingham Place is 830,000 sq ft. Mar-a-lago is 62,500 sq ft.

- Incorrectly represented the size of his triplex apartment and overvaluing it significantly.

- Claimed control over certain assets, like the Vornado partnership interest, as "cash" when there was no such control.

- Falsely represented the number of homes that could be built on a property in Aberdeen to be much higher than permitted. (ie. claiming permission to build 2035 private residences when only 500 were permitted)

- The valuation of 40 Wall Street was falsely inflated, with projected net operating incomes far exceeding realistic figures, such as representing a $26.2 million net operating income that was never achieved.

- Falsely stated that real estate asset valuations in the SFCs came from outside appraisals.

- Lied about the existence of potential claims against the Trump Organization​.

- Obtained favorable loan terms and avoided setting aside cash reserves by providing personal guarantees based on these inflated financial statements. These guarantees required maintaining a net worth and liquidity based on the false financials, impacting loan agreements with financial institutions​.

We have laws for a reason. You can claim that there are no victims, but the standard of law isn't whether someone else lost money from your illegal activity. The point of upholding laws is to prevent others or the defendant from doing the same thing again.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

Out of 123 China-based fake accounts running deceptive campaigns called out by Meta in December; all but 8 remain active on “X”; your leader in foreign agent propaganda.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

Fuck that giant turd Alex Jones and fuck that idiot Elon musk - how’s that for some free speech? (Just some performance art like that huge pile of feces Jones says he creates)

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

@SK_NFL That’s an ejection in my book, but NFL refs this year are using another edition.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

You bet your ass I’m talking politics at the Thanksgiving dinner table. It’s how I save money on Christmas presents.

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[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Over the weekend, Nazis were marching in the streets of Madison, Wisconsin. They felt emboldened by an increase in antisemitism and the poisonous words of Donald Trump. This is in America in 2023. We must stand up to hate, to fascism, and to political violence of all forms. No less than the future of our country and what we leave to our children and grandchildren is on the line.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

@JoyceWhiteVance My family has been hunting deer in Nebraska for 100 years and I can say I have never witnessed anyone using a short barrel assault rifle like the one in the pic to take a deer. I call BS.

[David Cay Johnston @DavidCayJ]

Political humor -- and I wish I'd said that!

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

If you had an idea that Musk is some kind of genius; him naming his kids “Techno Mechanicus”, “X AE A-12”, and “Exa Dark Siderael” should dispel that notion.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

Right-wing conservatives have met and drawn up plans to give Trump unprecedented power when he’s elected and supplied a wish list of items to be forced on Americans in the first 100 days including a nationwide ban on abortion.
Some people are worried about Biden’s age though.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

#chariekirkisaPOS

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

Man this place is turning into a slippery little shitty platform for hate. Musk “liking” anti-Jewish hashtags is really showing his colors. #ADL

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

@kathygriffin Awesome!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The difference between talking and delivering.

[Mike Christensen @jetcityjester]

Netflix's DVD service is going out with a bang and mailing customers one last mystery shipment of 10 movies https://t.co/TphRK774Y1 via @businessinsider

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Can’t keep track of all the fancy trips that Justice Clarence Thomas has been treated to? I can’t blame you. Here’s a handy roundup (with some new examples): https://t.co/qOvSry6pYU

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It’s tough to see some of the images coming out of Hawai’i — a place that’s so special to so many of us. Michelle and I are thinking of everyone who has lost a loved one, or whose life has been turned upside down.

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[Right Wing Watch @RightWingWatch]

John Eastman says that he was morally obligated to help Trump try to steal the 2020 election because Democrats represent "an existential threat" to the nation and the word: "What are you supposed to do? Just sit around and twiddle your thumbs?" https://t.co/zPAu4mOCM7