Jet Wells

On lollipops and crisps.

[Destiny | Steven Bonnell II @TheOmniLiberal]

just in case people forgot, the President of the United States said he wanted 6 members of Congress executed for a video they made and uploaded to Facebook and YouTube

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

Turks naturally gravitate to Germany the second they have the opportunity to leave Turkey, as they sense the spiritual brotherhood of the two most humorless cultures in the planet.

[SK Media @SpaghettiKozak]

@Serenarchy Well Ukraine isn't in NATO, and if it were, this war never would have happened.

[Praise @tufpraise]

Hitler killed himself and Germany surrendered. Japan got nuked. Do they teach history in Ohio?

[🥷 @rodrygian]

Ahí va Raphinha al ataque con Brasil

[Franco-Sicilian Viking @smartfella72]

I will never have a high school romance with my childhood friend in the Kyudo club. I think a certain Semitic tribe from the Middle East is to blame...

[nicølina 🪿 @ellonico]

good lord

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Spanish football twitter is something else

[Bishop 🏴‍☠️ 🇺🇦 @KBP9a91]

>the Ukrainian intelligence officer that has been slowly working on Laura Loomer since 2024

[Pollovic @PollyPorridge]

I think The Simpsons is the Australian equivalent of this

[Jet Wells @jetgud]

@CihanBo0196216 @b3kt4sh @JackJHavoc @SulloReport Yep, you fucked your way all the way up to a developing nation. 32.6% inflation, Türkiye always setting records!

[Jet Wells @jetgud]

@b3kt4sh @JackJHavoc @SulloReport You're right, maybe he's buried with his German comrades at Beersheba.

[Jet Wells @jetgud]

@b3kt4sh @JackJHavoc @SulloReport And you're welcome to visit Australia if you want to see what a winning nation actually looks like.

[Jet Wells @jetgud]

@b3kt4sh @JackJHavoc @SulloReport Kicked your arses in Palestine, and then your empire collapsed within a few years. Scoreboard, loser.

[IY @IY_02496]

That's the beauty of it bro, we study the source material, page after page, book after book... They won't even know we're actually larping...

And when the questions roll in, we use that knowledge to our advantage and we can keep posing like nothing even happened...

[🍬֍🇦🇲 @Haybaji]

we live in a simulation

[Azimuth 🌹 🇭🇷 @azimuthium]

Zabivaka canonically got drafted and died near Donetsk btw.

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

"Pedophile hunter" Vitaly Zdorovetskiy tries to catch an Indian American man in a sting while streaming. The man is accused of trying to meet a 16 year old girl and his information is shared with the world. All of the man's friends and family see it.

It turns out, this guy was completely innocent. The decoy never told him she was under 18.

The victim in the case is considering legal action. I hope he sues Vitaly for every penny he has. Nuisance streamers really are the scum of the earth.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

“Based on the stories that flood Reddit”

This line alone should disqualify you from journalism for the rest of your life. Permanent ban with no appeals allowed.