John Thompson

[Rude @badmoodrude]

Every time I'm in the shower my dog stares at me, worried, and he must assume I'm upset in here (because he hates baths) so he thinks if he drops his toy in that I'll feel better

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human gets sad. and i don’t know why. but if i jump. in their lap. and stay there. i can usually fix it

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Go get the new book on Andrew Jackson by Brian Kilmeade...Really good. @foxandfriends

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

By indoctrinating the racially "disadvantaged" and "underrepresented" to think like victims to whom something is owed and by lowering standards to achieve "diversity," we've created a society of whiny, underperforming, demanding, micro-oppressed victicrats.

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

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[Chad Felix Greene 🇮🇱 @chadfelixg]

The most cruel and destructive thing the Left has done is convince the poor they are trapped by evil oppressors and cant change their lives.

[Chico State Wildcats @ChicoAthletics]

Wildcat volleyball uses trio of double-digit runs Saturday to sweep Cal Poly Pomona in SoCal. https://t.co/LMQtq1tYNa

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

What did we do to deserve dogs. https://t.co/ofn3uO9Ftt

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

@kcthmpsn @courtflips Court is on point! #getajob

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

Just got project for McConnell's
Ice Cream in Santa Barbara!
#needsamples

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

We go to dmv to pay parking tickets. Parking lot is $10/hr. KC says "just leave it, we wont be long"
#letsgetaticketwhilewepayfor5

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

Can't donate the blueberry because of outstanding traffic violations. Not one, not two, keep going......FIVE!!!!!
#howdoyouforget5?

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

Girls have finals and need to study, so why are they Sunday Funday at Riley's?
#noexcuses4gradesthistime

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

Kasey coming home a week from Monday! #makesmehappy

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

@trissst10 at least not until tonight

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

Getting bonzai bowls with torey.#makes rainy day sunny

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

@trissst10 #keepontweeting

[John Thompson @jethompson53]

@trissst10 you a funny girl! Even Buster thought it was funny. However, Cash was not amused