Jethro 🐉

Sports troll based in Birmingham, AL. Dangerous blood pressure brought to you by the Dallas Cowboys and UAB Athletics.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

That’s why LSU didn’t retire your jersey, Joe Dirt. That’s why LSU didn’t retire your jersey, Joe Dirt. @JayD__5

[Texas Tech Fan🌵 @REDMFRAIDER11]

If Axe Body Spray was a person

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Why the shit do they keep pronouncing Mariota like that?

[⭐️ @c0wboysl0ver]

COWBOYS WIN. I AM NOW DELUSIONAL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

I’ll admit it. I was wrong about George Pickens. I thought it was crazy when we traded for him. Keeping my word and ordering that jersey now.

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

It’s GP. About time I finally told my story.

Enjoy 💙 https://t.co/REKs5ZGJkm

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

@UAB_AD Nothing says serious program like our players and cheerleaders wearing two entirely different gold colors. Does this look like Gold to you?

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

What the fuck is Kirk Herbstreit wearing on his wrists?

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Haven't seen a QB dice up this Cowboys defense like this since last week

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Somebody put Jerry’s ass in a home. We can’t keep doing this shit.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A deal for Dallas: Cowboys are finalizing a trade to acquire Bengals MLB Logan Wilson, sources tell me and Todd Archer. Earlier Monday, Jerry Jones told Stephen A. Smith that the Cowboys have made a trade ahead of Tuesday’s NFL deadline. It is expected to be for Wilson, for whom the Bengals have been seeking a sixth-round pick.

Wilson signed four-year $36 million extension in July 2023 that still has two years remaining on it after this season.

[Shan Shariff @1053SS]

My non-Cowboy friends aren't even texting shit to me anymore.

That's how pathetic it's become.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

@UAB_FB Put Ryder Burton in.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Matt Eberflus deserves jail time.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Who is the bigger Auburn QB bust? Jeremy Johnson or Jackson Arnold?

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Is this the 2nd Return? Just imagine if UAB had gotten rid of Dilfer sooner.

[AL.com @aldotcom]

"Imagine one man being largely responsible for the exit of the best football coach in school history and the entrance of the worst - and still being employed." https://t.co/5ucwL5gBxd

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Absolutely no accountability. He she resign or be fired by the end of the day.

[Jonathon Hoppe @jahop23]

"There's no sign over anyone's head that says if you hire me I'll win this many games."

UAB Athletic Director Mark Ingram speaking to the media after moving on from Trent Dilfer. @WBRCnews

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

@RhettyA We can hope.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Give me Mike fucking Gundy

[Underdog Dynasty @underdogdynasty]

Next UAB head coach? Right and wrong answers both accepted.

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

A nepo baby causes a wreck that takes out a playoff contender? Color me shocked!

[Jethro 🐉 @jethro_uab]

Me seeing the news that @UAB_FB finally fired Trent Dilfer: