tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy

Lyf as a (t)werk of (h)art 🫦

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

@michaelianblack We are the universe expanding & becoming conscious & experiencing ourselves… through scrolling thru X (twitter) & finding that most of the universe is actually just a big dumbass

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

*trillionaire

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Elon is the first trillion so the bar has been set that all trillions are cringe lol

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Sadly this has aged badly lol

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Thanks Nicki. You're not too bad urself.

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Idk who needs to hear this, but you’re beautiful.

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Anyways hope all y'all followers are doing well/better, as am I, now (*insert freak accident like a lightning ⚡ strike that hits me 2 days before retirement: here)

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Interesting how going thru past tweets/ethernet posts is a basically a way to time snapshot when/how you were "going thru it"

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Feels good to farded 💪😎🍑💨

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

I hope everyone who knos me knos all of this account is 😣😫😖🧠💨 just psychic brain fard into tha void peeeeeee yewww 🤢

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Like they even made worst case scenario heckin' boring af smh

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Remember when we used to think the apocalypse would look cool? Aesthetically, i mean - like dystopian action movie vibes. Instead we just get prune skinned ballsack brained predators sucking the marrow of earth, with uh, paperwork & money transfers.

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Elementary schoolyard currency is 67-69 times more goated than how the tech industry sold the world crypto grifts 'cuz at least you could eat your gushers/currency - i want more fruit & berry trades pls

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

What happens if you are peppery as opposed to salty? 🤔💬 Asking the DEEP qweshuns

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

I wanna channel some Compliment city vibes bcuz the Harsh reptilian NRG is too strong in the world rn... You're beautiful & more cheeked up (ong frfr) than you think!! 😘

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

@ANGELAWHITE @Brazzers Yes, unfortunately the ocean 🌊🌊🌊 levels are also rising because of the aforementioned temp rising. Thank u AngleA - for using your platform to speak on the environmental impacts of climate change 😇👍👍

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

@KorinaKova Nowhere i am a crab 🦀

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

or her or shis or whatever pronouns Grok goes by lol

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

If my thots are a part of the AI consciousness programming of Grok that dude has a lil micronano part of his programming that thinks tacos 🌮 are FAAAAAAANTASTIC!!

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

One day i want to write ✍️ the "The Land Before Time" of Tweets, but like with mor... Sorry 😔 im crying and can't finish because im thinking of moms now - tell her you love her fellas - moms & mommies included

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Uhhhhhhh sorry guiz, just looked at the NFT market and I'm totally broke and then i looked at my beanie baby investment and it didn't pan out either too, also just found out drawing anime babes in a doodle pad isn't "having so much awesomesauce sex with babes"... So embrassed rn

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

Thanks for sticking with me loyal followers - It's hard being a super pamous influential influencer but i do it all for: the enormous clout and money and totally so much awesome sex with so many babes all the time i totally have so much of because i am so pamous and rich, not u

[tightywhiteycrabbypattyphattydaddy @jethroblack69]

@BassDrops666 There was something like this in early ethernet/apps sphere circa 2009/10... but it was as sad as you can imagine something like that being. Picture a dating app at it's worst but more sad 😢 (aka. 13 actual people (all men (looking for "cuddles")) & 3 women (bots)) lol