Jethro

Your average Capetownian looking for his next hike

[Jethro @jethrocpt]

@sterkinekor when will the #Oppenheimer tickets be made available ?

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

Just a few bandages and this cow will be able to walk again

[Koshiek Karan @iamkoshiek]

it’s so EASY to become a “prosperity prisoner”

you sign up for the German whip, massive crib, private schools, overseas holidays & expensive credit cards

it’s suffocating but you can’t get off the treadmill - the bank owns you

being liquid & flexible is massively underrated

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

the pilot moments before the submarine went missing

[Jethro @jethrocpt]

Bro 💀��🤣🤣

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

imagine u at the bottom of the ocean and ya controller disconnect i know that pilot was HEATED

[𝐇✯ @HarrisonKyle7]

The Missing Submarine trying to do a 3 point turn in the Titanic dining room :

[Koshiek Karan @iamkoshiek]

this week I saw okes drinking castle lite in the VIP section - do you have any idea how bad the economy is?!

we’re literally one rates hike away from Oros being diluted in the club

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Back in black. 🖤 Meet the Mercedes-AMG F1 W14 E PERFORMANCE. 😍

We're #AllInPerformance. 💪

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

Has this ever happened to you 🤔😂😂😂🙆‍♂️

[Jonathan Jansen @JJ_Stellies]

An Eskom office was disconnected for not paying its Eskom bill. The jokes write themselves in our beloved Mzansi

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

CINEMA

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

We should be concerned about this

🔘1,2 million started in Grade 1 in 2011.
🔘775 630 reached Grade 12 in 2022. 🔘only 276 241 wrote maths.
🔘less than 64 000 students passed maths with over 50%

After 12 years of learning only 5% of learners in the 2011 class passed maths

[Mmusi Maimane MP @MmusiMaimane]

Angie Motshekga is misleading the nation.

A national certificate is based on 3 subjects at 30% and 3 more at 40% and that is an average of 35%.

The 81% she is announcing now is based on that 35% average. That’s not how we should be measuring the pass mark and pass rate.

[Nick Hedley @nickhedley]

Electricity prices are going up 18.7% in April in South Africa.

We’re picking up the tab for incompetence and corruption. Those who caused this mess don’t suffer the consequences, we do.

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Car A: 🚙
$65,000

Car B: 🚗
$25,000

Both cars drive you to work

One keeps you stuck there

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Watching Christopher Nolan’s OPPENHEIMER in 4DX

[Sechen Swathe @Sechen_CEO]

Infinite about to become Finite.

[JvL 🇿🇦 @JvanLogg]

Let’s make this guy famous! We need contact details and the backstory. Where does he work and how do people get to use his services?